Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Brand New Lover that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Brand new mother
Brand new lover
I want some rises
I want surprises
I won some prizes
I want surprises
My other loves will tell you
That I'm nothing but a flesh seeker.
My other loves will tell you
That I'm nothing but a pleasure seeker.
Now all my other loves will tell you
I'm nothing but a priss you see
Now all my other loves will tell you
I'm nothing but a pleasure seeker.
Somebody who loves me and doesn't know there's so many others
Somebody with eyes for me and doesn't notice all the others
What I really need to do is buy myself a brand new rubber
What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover
What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover,
someone who has eyes for me and doesn't notice all the other
What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover,
somebody with eyes for me and doesn't notice all the others
The second line is disputed. Some lyric sites give "somebody with eyes for me" and others give "somebody real nice to me".
What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover
Someone who will lie to me and doesn't know each from the other.
or
What I need to do is find myself a brand new lover
Someone who will lie with me and doesn't notice all the others.
What I need to do is find myself a brand new lover
Somebody with eyes for me and doesn't notice all the others.
What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover
Somebody who lies with me and doesn't notice all the others.
What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover
Somebody with eyes for me who doesn't notice all the others.
What I really need to do is find myself a brand new rubber
What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover
What I really need to do is find myself another lover.
What I need to do is find myself a brand new lover.
What I really need to do, is find myself a brand new plumber
What I really need to do, is find myself a brand new lover