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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> B -> Brand New Key
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Brand New Key that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Melanie's, "Brand New Key"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go to bed but I go pretty far
Original Lyrics:
Don't go too fast but I go pretty far
Melanie's, "Brand New Key"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a brand new brand of roller skates
Original Lyrics:
I got a brand new pair of roller skates
Melanie's, "Brand New Key"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a brand new pair of polar bears
Original Lyrics:
I got a brand new pair of roller skates
Melanie's, "Brand New Key"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ride my bike,
I rollerskate,
don't drive no car
don't go to bed
but I go pretty far
I rollerskate,
don't drive no car
don't go to bed
but I go pretty far
Original Lyrics:
I ride my bike,
I rollerskate,
don't drive no car
don't go too fast
but I go pretty far
I rollerskate,
don't drive no car
don't go too fast
but I go pretty far
Melanie's, "Brand New Key"
Misheard Lyrics:
I roller skated to your door in delight.
Original Lyrics:
I roller skated to your door at daylight.
Melanie's, "Brand New Key"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think that we should get together in colonoscopy.
Original Lyrics:
I think that we should get together and try them out you see.
Melanie's, "Brand New Key"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna get a tin can over
Never to 46!
Never to 46!
Original Lyrics:
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
You've got a brand new key.
You've got a brand new key.
Melanie's, "Brand New Key"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a brand new bottle of Novocaine
or
I've got a brand new bottle of Solarcaine
or
I've got a brand new bottle of Solarcaine
Original Lyrics:
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
Melanie's, "Brand New Key"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a brand new game of no mistakes
Original Lyrics:
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
Melanie's, "Brand New Key"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates,
You've got a brand new key
I'll make a wish to get together and throw them out to sea
You've got a brand new key
I'll make a wish to get together and throw them out to sea
Original Lyrics:
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates,
You've got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them on to see
You've got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them on to see
Melanie's, "Brand New Key"
Misheard Lyrics:
It almost seems that you're supporting me.
Original Lyrics:
It almost seems like you're avoiding me.
Melanie's, "Brand New Key"
Misheard Lyrics:
It almost seems that you're the boy for me.
Original Lyrics:
It almost seems like you're avoiding me.
Melanie's, "Brand New Key"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new qi (pronounced 'chee')
You got a brand new qi (pronounced 'chee')
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
You got a brand new key
Last line of the song ONLY. I agree she sings 'key' all of the other times.
Melanie's, "Brand New Key"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people say I don't know right for a girl.
Original Lyrics:
Some people say I done all right for a girl.
Melanie's, "Brand New Key"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people say I don't know right for a girl
Original Lyrics:
Some people say I done alright for a girl
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