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'Cause I can't see how he could wanna chase almond nuts so good
OR
'Cause I can't see how he could wanna taste almond nuts so good.
'Cause I can't see how he could wanna change something that's so good.
But Brandy you misunderstood
'Cause I can't see how he could
Wanna chase something that's so good
But maybe you misunderstood
'Cause I can't see how he could
Wanna change something that's so good
But you're blind if you can't see that his love is holding me
But you're blind if you can't see that his love is all in me
I think that you should be alert
And try to understand why
I think that you should realize
And try to understand why
I'm sorry that you seem to be confused
The boy is nine.
I'm sorry that you seem to be confused
The boy is mine.
No need to give it up
You need to give it up
The book is mine
The boy is mine
The boy's on fire
The boy is mine
The quarter's mine
The boy is mine
The toilet's mine
The boy is mine
What makes you think that he wants you
When I'm the one that brought him to
The special place is in my brass
What makes you think that he wants you
When I'm the one that brought him to
The special place that's in my heart
What makes you think that he wants you
When I'm the one that brought him to
The special place is in my bra
What makes you think that he wants you
When I'm the one that brought him to
The special place that's in my heart
What makes you think that he wants you
When he's the one that broke into
Special places in my heart?
What makes you think that he wants you
When I'm the one that brought him to
The special place that's in my heart?
What makes you think that he wants you
When he's the one that broke into
Special places in my heart?
What makes you think that he wants you
When I'm the one that brought him to
The special place that's in my heart?
When will you get the picture,
I'm the best in the future
or
When will you get a big jerk
You're the best and I'm the jerk
or
When will you get a big jerk
You're the best and I'm the jerk
When will you get the picture
You're the past, I'm the future
When will you get the picture?
You're the pest in our future!
When will you get the picture?
You're the past, I'm the future
When will you get the picture?
I'm the best, you stupid jerk.
When will you get the picture?
You're the past, I'm the future.
When will you get the picture?
You're the pest in the future.
When will you get the picture?
You're the past, I'm the future.
When will you give up the jerk?
You're the past in the future.
When will you get the picture?
You're the past in the future.
Ya might as well come in up top.
You might as well throw in the towel.
You might as well throw up and scowl
You might as well throw in the towel
You need to give it up.
Hattabody knows.
It's not hard to see, the boy is mine.
You need to give it up.
Had about enough.
It's not hard to see, the boy is mine.
You need to give it up
I heard about enough
You need to give it up
Had about enough
You need to know he's been a jew
You need to know its me not you
You need to know it's me not you
And if you didn't know the girl is true
You need to know it's me not you
And if you didn't know it, girl it's true
A chorus line
The boy is mine
The boy's mind
The boy is mine