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So I major my heart.
Tore a page of my heart.
Torah, picture my harp.
Tore a page of my heart.
Rudolph's a moo cow now.
Who wrote the book of love?
Who knocked the book down now
Who wrote the book of love
Editor's note: "Who Wrote" is NOT part of the title.
Who let the moo cow out?
Who wrote the book of love?
Who let the moo cow out?
Who wrote the book of love?
Who loves the book of love?
Who wrote the book of love?
Who loves the moo cow now?
Who wrote the book of love?
Who milked the milk cow now?
Who wrote the book of love?
Who milked the milk cow now?
Who wrote the book of love?
Who put the bugger on the rug?
Who wrote The Book of Love?
Who rode the moo cow now?
Who wrote the Book of Love?
Who wrote the book out loud?
Who wrote the book of love?
Who's got the book of love?
Who who wrote the book of love?
Who's got the moo cow now?
Who wrote the book of love?
Won't you give them just one more pants
But you give her just one more chance
Wonder wonder b-b-b-do who,
Rudolph the cook Carlyle.
Wonder wonder b-b-b-do who,
who wrote the book of love?