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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> B -> Blue Monday
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Blue Monday that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
New Order's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I thought I heard you worse
Original Lyrics:
And I thought I heard your words
New Order's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me
So that I don't feel too gay.
So that I don't feel too gay.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me
Just how I should feel today.
Just how I should feel today.
New Order's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Echo in a shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I can and shall obey
Orgy's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eye cannon, shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I can and shall obey.
New Order's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
For I was mistaken
Original Lyrics:
Thought I was mistaken
New Order's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hikin' at a shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I can and shall obey
Orgy's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't in shout of aid.
Original Lyrics:
I can and shall obey.
New Order's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I cannon shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I can and shall obey
New Order's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
A cold and shallow bay.
A cold and shallow bay.
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey.
I can and shall obey.
New Order's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
Anchored at shallow bay
Anchored at shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
I can and shall obey
New Order's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
I look on shallow bay
I look on shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
I can and shall obey
New Order's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour:
Icon in shallow bay
Icon in shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour
I can and shall obey
I can and shall obey
New Order's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see that s**t and I shudder
I'm shallow and thats OK
If I was another misfortune
I'd be in heaven with a person today
I'm shallow and thats OK
If I was another misfortune
I'd be in heaven with a person today
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour
I can and shall obey
If it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today
I can and shall obey
If it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today
New Order's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see that sh*t and I shudder
I can at shallow bay
My life is just misfortune
I'd be having it pleasant today.
I can at shallow bay
My life is just misfortune
I'd be having it pleasant today.
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune,
I'd be a heavenly person today.
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune,
I'd be a heavenly person today.
New Order's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be having a pleasant day.
or
I'd be in Heaven, present day.
or
I'd be in Heaven, present day.
Original Lyrics:
I'd be a Heavenly person today.
Orgy's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can in shadow bay
or
I can and shallow bay
or
I'm canning celery
or
I'm canning celery
Original Lyrics:
I can and shall obey
New Order's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those who came before me
Live through avocations
Live through avocations
Original Lyrics:
Those who came before me
Lived through their vocations
Lived through their vocations
Orgy's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those who came before me
Lived through their vacations.
Lived through their vacations.
Original Lyrics:
Those who came before me
Lived through their vocations.
Lived through their vocations.
New Order's, "Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought I was forsaken
Original Lyrics:
Thought I was mistaken
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