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A new religion that I'll bring to your knees.
A new religion that'll bring ya' to your knees.
A new religion that brings you to me.
A new religion that'll bring ya' to your knees.
A new religion that'll be on MTV
A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees
Always wanting more, idiot longing for.
Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for.
Always wanting more, it ain't your longing for.
Always wanting more, leaving you longing for.
Always wanting more, leaving you money for.
Maxell and the Edy boy's smile.
Maxell in the seven-four-seven-five.
A new religion that'll bring her to your knees.
Like velvet in your knees
Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for.
Black velvet and that little boy smile.
Black velvet in that slow southern style.
A new religion that'll bring ya' to your knees.
Black velvet if you please
Always wanting more, leaving you wronging for
Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for
Always wanting more
Leaving you logging for
Always wanting more
He'd leave you longing for
Black Velvet, eat your peas
Black Velvet if you please
Black velvet I gave a boy a smack.
Black velvet and that little boy smile.
Black velvet and that Lady Boy's smile.
Black velvet and that little boy smile.
Black velvet and that sweet summer smile
Black velvet and that little boy smile.
Black velvet if you tease
Black velvet if you please
Black velvet in that slow southern sky.
Black velvet in that slow southern style.
Eat your peas
If you please
In the world, there're so many saints but you.
Every word of every song that he sang was for you.
Jimmie Rodgers an electrode up high
Jimmy Rogers on the Victrola up high
Jimmie Rodgers will lift you up high
Jimmie Rodgers on the Victrola up high
Jimmie Rogers on an electric appliance.
Jimmie Rodgers on the Victrola up high.
Jimmy Rogers Danelectro up high.
Jimmy Rogers on the Victrola up high
Kenny Rogers on a lit road up high.
Jimmy Rodgers on the Victrola up high.
Kenny Rogers on the Victrola up high
Jimmy Rodgers on the Victrola up high
Like a velvet if you please.
Every world, every song that he say for you.
Black velvet if you please.
Every word of every song that he sang was for you.
Lovely tender has been crying in the aisle
"Love Me Tender" - he's been crying in the aisle
Mama's baby's even hotter than a school girl.
Mama's baby's in the heart of every school girl.
Miss a beat in the middle of a prospect
Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell
Mississippi in the middle of the plaza
Kenny Rogers on the Victrola apart.
Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell
Jimmy Rogers on the Victrola up high.
New religion that I think I didn't need
New religion that'll bring ya to your knees
New religion that they're bringing on TV.
A new religion that'll bring ya' to your knees.
The song is setting like my lessons in disguise
The sun is setting like molasses in the sky
The sun is settin',
like my license in the sky
The sun is settin',
like molasses in the sky
The way he moved it was so, so sweet and true.
The way he moved it was a sin, so sweet and true.
Tom Selleck and that little boys smile
Black velvet and that little boy smile.
Up in Belfast the music's like a heatwave
Up in Memphis the music's like a heatwave