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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Birthday that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Wellus my birthday to you
or
Big birthday to ya
or
Big birthday to ya
Well it's my birthday too, Yeah!
Grabs horseflies and pinches them on her leg.
Scrubs horseflies and pinches them on a line.
He's got a chain of flowers
And souls that burn in her knickers
or
And soda burns in her nickels.
He's got a chain of flowers
And sows a bird in her knickers.
I would like you to dance (with me),
Take a ch-ch-ch-chance (with me)
I would like you to dance (birthday),
Take a ch-ch-ch-chance (birthday)
Make you lick your butt crack every day!
Make it like your birthday every day!
She's painting cute spooks.
She's painting huge books.
She's painting huge spoons.
or
She's painting huge boots.
She's painting huge books.
Today is you're birthday
They're smoking seagulls.
Today is your birthday
They're smoking cigars.
Today's your birthday
Happy birthday to you
or
They say it's your birthday
A big birthday to ya'
You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, Yeah!
Walrus for my birthday, woo
or
Well slap happy to ya!
Well it's my birthday too, yeah!
Well we're gonna have to do you.
Well it's my birthday too, yeah!
Yes, we're going to a garden party.
Yes, we're going to a party, party.
Yes, we're going to a private party.
Yes, we're going to a party, party.
Yes, we're going to a-party, hardy
Yes, we're going to a party, party
Yes, we're going to the fire department.
Yes, we're going to a party, party.
You say you choose birthday
You say it's your birthday
take a Chichester chance
Take a ch-ch-ch-chance (birthday)