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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Belle Of St. Mark that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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His erotic persuasion provokes me like a rubber band.
His erotic persuasion provokes me like no other man.
His pear is hairy and blows in the warmth of the region air.
His Paris hair, it blows in the warm Parisian air.
His sparey hair it blows in the warm region air
It blows whenever his sparey hair is there
If woman should heard him was half-drunk sleeping.
His Paris hair, it blows in the warm Parisian air
That blows whenever his Paris hair is there
The woman that hurt him surely must have trouble sleeping.
I'm in love with a feller whose name's Mark.
I'm in love with the belle of Saint Mark.
I'm in love with a fellow from Crakemarsh
I'm in love with the belle of Saint Mark.
'Cause the Belle of St. Mark is a dude extraordinaire
'Cause the Belle of St. Mark is a beauty extraordinaire
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with a gallon of steak sauce
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with the belle of St. Mark
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with a girl in a spacesuit
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with the belle of St. Mark
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with a very old salesman
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with the belle of St. Mark
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with an elephant trainer
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with the belle of St. Mark
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with the belly of Bismarck
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with the belle of St. Mark
I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love with a belle on a skateboard
I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love with the belle of St. Mark