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Bagel, bagel, bagel
Be good, be good, be good
Be cool, be cool
Be cool, be cool, be cool
Be cool, be cool, be cool
Be cool, be cool, be cool (shorty)
Be good, be good
Be good, be good, be good
Be good, be good, be good
Be good, be good, be good (Johnny)
Beer gut, beer gut
Beer gut, beer gut, beer gut
Beer gut, beer gut, beer gut
Beer gut Johnny.
Be good, be good
Be good, be good, be good
Be good, be good, be good
Be good, Johnny.
Bigot, bigot, bigot!
Be good, be good, be good!
Bigot, bigot
Bigot, bigot, bigot
Bigot, bigot, bigot
Bigot, Johnny!
Be good, be good
Be good, be good, be good
Be good, be good, be good
Be good, Johnny.
Chicken, chicken, chicken
Be good, be good, be good
Digger Digger,
Digger Digger Digger,
Digger Digger Digger,
Digger Joooohhhnnny
Be good be good,
Be good be good be good,
be good be good be good,
Be good Joooohhhnnny
Don't you be a bad boy Johnny, don't you skip it or play the fool
Oh no Ma, Oh no Da, I'll be your golden boy
I wanna lay every girl in the world!
Don't you be a bad boy Johnny, don't you slip up or play the fool
Oh no Ma, Oh no Da, I'll be your golden boy
I will obey every golden rule
Johnny wants to lay every girl in the world? He's got some catching up to do. Gene Simmons of KISS and Wilt Chamberlain both claim to have scored with thousands of women!
Don't you slip up or play the flute
Don't you slip up or play the fool
Don't you slip up. I'll play the fool.
Don't you slip up or play the fool.
Get told by the teacher not to get creamed
Get told by the teacher not to daydream
Make it bigger, bigger
Make it bigger, bigger
Make it bigger, bigger
Johnny.
Be good, be good
Be good, be good, be good
Be good, be good, be good
be good, Johnny.
Nigger, nigger, nigger
Be good, be good, be good
Of the school you go
Off to school you go
People, people, people
or
Beagle, beagle, beagle
or
Bigger, bigger, bigger
Be good, be good, be good
Peter, Peter
Be good, be good
Pickle, pickle, pickle
Pickle, pickle, pickle
Pickle, pickle, pickle
Pickle, pickle, pickle (Journey)
Be good, be good, be good
Be good, be good, be good
Be good, be good, be good
Be good, be good, be good (Johnny)
Tickle, tickle, tickle
Be good, be good, be good