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Anal ride
Back in time
Hey all right.
If I get by
And a Whopper
I walk right
And she wants a thing
And sheep don't wanna play with it.
And she wants something
And she don't want to pay for it.
And she wants some feelings
But she don't wanna pay the rent.
When she wants something
And she don't want to pay for it.
And she wants something,
and she don't even pay the rent
And she wants something,
and she don't want to pay for it
Be alright, f***in' fine.
Hey all right, if I get by!
Because you live once when I was 5
I've been caught stealing once when I was 5.
Hey Iraq.
Hey fudgepack
Hey alright.
If I get by
Hey all right
Pumpkin pie
It's mine
Hey all right
If I get by
It's mine
Hey all right, pumpkin pie!
Hey all right, if I get by!
Hey all right
Book 'em, Bob
Hey all right
If I get by
Hey all right
Funky pie
Hey all right
If I get by
Hey all right
Monkey f***
Hey all right
If I get by
Hey alright, porcupine, It's mine
Hey alright, If I get by, It's mine
Hey alright, spunky pie.
Hey alright, if I get by.
Hey alright. Fuck it bye!
Hey alright, if I get by, it's mine
Hey, alright!!
Faggot Bob!
It's mine!
Hey alright,
if I get by,
it's mine
I didn't just give in
I enjoy stealing
I didn't trust him then.
I enjoy stealing.
I didn't trust steel then.
I enjoy stealing.
I didn't trust the alien.
or
I didn't trust the elite.
I enjoy stealing.
I didn’t just give in
It’s just circumstance
We sat around the barn
Saturn left
Saturn left and waitin’ for it to begin
I enjoy stealing
It’s just as simple as that
We sat around the pile
Sat here and laughed
Sat and laughed and waved it into the air
I've been caught stealing once and that was fine.
I've been caught stealing once when I was 5.
I've been crusting lead.
I've been caught stealing.
Like a tin man who don't wanna pay the rent
When I want somethin', and, I don't wanna pay for it
My girl, she's one dude
She don't give a skit
Diggin' in that s***.
My girl, she's one, too
She'll get a shirt
And stick it under her skirt.
Sat around the fire
Saturn left
Saturn left and waiting it to begin.
We sat around the pile
We sat and laughed
We sat and laughed and waved it into the air!
She'll go and get her a skirt
She'll go and get her a shirt
She'll tuck it in her skirt
Stick it under her shirt
She gonna raise it for me
She'll go and get her a shirt
Stick it under her skirt
She grabbed a razor for me
We sat around the bong.
We sat around the pile.
We sat around the puddle, studdered and left
We sat around the pile, sat here and laughed
When I want some beer man, I don't want to pay for it.
When I want something and I don't want to pay for it
When I want some Thin Mints, I don't wanna pay for it
or
When I want some dinner and I don't want to pay for it.
or
When I want some dinner and I don't want to pay for it.
When I want something and I don't want to pay for it
When I want some thin men, I go on a gay parade
When I want somethin' an' I don't wanna pay for it
When I want something and I don't want a gay parade
When I want something and I don't want to pay for it
When I want something and I don't want to pray for rain
When I want something and I don't want to pay for it