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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Beat On The Brat that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Am I getting fat?
Am I getting fat?
I shouldn't have ate that cat
Beat on the brat,
Beat on the brat,
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Be Bop Burap
Be Bop Burap
Be Bop Burap with a baseball bat!
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat!
Beat up the rat
Beat on the brat
Breed on the cat
Breed on the cat
Breed on the cat with a big straw hat.
Beat on the brat,
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat.
Peter the prophet
Peter the prophet
Peter the prophet with a baseball bat.
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat.
We taught the rat with a baseball bat
or
Retard the Rat, with a baseball bat
or
Retard the Rat, with a baseball bat
Beat up the brat with a baseball bat
We getting fat, shouldn't have ate that cat.
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat.
We taught the brat
We taught the brat
We taught the brat with a baseball bat.
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat.
When a brat like that
goes in your bum
With a brat like that
Always on your back.
With a brat like that
No, it's not your fault
or
With a brat like that
Oh, it's not your fault.
With a brat like that
Always on your back.