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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> B -> The Barber's Song/Golden Helmet
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Cast of 'Man of La Mancha''s, "The Barber's Song/Golden Helmet"
Misheard Lyrics:
But he'll find it is not old and will not make him old and gray
Well, at least he'll find it useful if he ever needs a shave.
Well, at least he'll find it useful if he ever needs a shave.
Original Lyrics:
But he'll find it is not gold and will not make him bold and brave
Well, at least he'll find it useful if he ever needs a shave.
Well, at least he'll find it useful if he ever needs a shave.
Cast of 'Man of La Mancha''s, "The Barber's Song/Golden Helmet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though your skin be smooth as satin, you will leave me soon, I know
For the Lord protects his barbers and he makes the subtle grow.
For the Lord protects his barbers and he makes the subtle grow.
Original Lyrics:
Though your skin be smooth as satin, you will need me soon, I know
For the Lord protects his barbers and he makes the stubble grow.
For the Lord protects his barbers and he makes the stubble grow.
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