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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> B -> Banditos
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Banditos that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Refreshments', "Banditos"
Misheard Lyrics:
And ever if I've known, the world is full of stupid people.
Original Lyrics:
And everybody knows, the world is full of stupid people.
The Refreshments', "Banditos"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the pistols,
so I'll keep the pesos,
yeah back seats fair
so I'll keep the pesos,
yeah back seats fair
Original Lyrics:
I got the pistols,
so I get the pesos,
yeah that seems fair
so I get the pesos,
yeah that seems fair
Refreshments', "Banditos"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the pesto, so I'll keep the pesos.
Original Lyrics:
I've got the pistol, so I'll keep the pesos.
The Refreshments', "Banditos"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the United Federation of Planets
Everyone speaks English anyways.
Everyone speaks English anyways.
Original Lyrics:
Of the United Federation of Planets
'Cause they don't speak English anyways.
'Cause they don't speak English anyways.
The Refreshments', "Banditos"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet me at the mission at midnight,
I'll give you a beer
I'll give you a beer
Original Lyrics:
Meet me at the mission at midnight,
we'll divy up there
we'll divy up there
The Refreshments', "Banditos"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet me at the mission at midnight
If anyone's there.
If anyone's there.
Original Lyrics:
Meet me at the mission at midnight
We'll divy up there.
We'll divy up there.
The Refreshments', "Banditos"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh now you've got to take out with Sam Beaureguarde.
Original Lyrics:
Well give your ID card to the border guard.
Sam Beaureguarde is the name of the character (father of Violet's), played by Leonard Stone from 'Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory'.
The Refreshments', "Banditos"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I get the pistol so I get the Backstage Bear
Original Lyrics:
So I got the pistol So I get the pesos That seems fair
The Refreshments', "Banditos"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll drive this car through the border guard.
Original Lyrics:
We'll give your I.D. card to the border guard.
The Refreshments', "Banditos"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, give your antique car to the border guard
Original Lyrics:
We'll give your I.D. card to the border guard.
Refreshments', "Banditos"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your ready and set to catch Jean-Luc Picard
Original Lyrics:
Your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard
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