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Baby Jesus, Baby Jesus
Bandages, bandages
Bag o' chips! Bag o' chips! Bag o' chips!
Bandages, bandages, bandages!
Bag of Jews on my arms and my legs for you
Bag of Jews, bag of Jews.
Bandages and my arms and my legs from you
Bandages, bandages.
Bag of Jill's
or
Bag of Jim's
or
Bag of germs
Bandages
Bag of chills!
or
Bathroom chills!
Bandages!
Bag of chips on my legs and my arms from you.
Bandages on my legs and my arms from you.
Bag of chips, bag of chips, bag of chips.
Bandages, bandages, bandages.
Bag of chips, bag of chips
Bandages, bandages
Bag of chips, bag of chips
Bandages, bandages
Bag of chips
or
Bagel chips
or
Been to jails
Bandages
Bag of gills, bag of gills, bag of genitals.
Bandages, bandages, bandages!
Bag of j*** on my legs and my arms for you.
Bandages on my legs and my arms for you.
Bag of juice, bag of juice, bag of juice.
Bandages, bandages, bandages.
Bag-o-chips
or
Bag-o-Jews
Bandages
Ban The Juice, ban The Juice, ban The Juice.
or
Pay the Jews, pay the Jews, pay the Jews.
Bandages, bandages, bandages
Thought it was about an attempt to kick O.J. out of the golf course.
Band of Jews
or
Bag of chips
or
Bondages
or Bongo juice
Bandages
Bandages in my lungs and my heart for you.
Bandages on my legs and my arms from you.
Bandages on my legs and my a*** for you.
Bandages on my legs and my arms for you.
Bang the chills!
Bandages!
Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice
Bandages, bandages, bandages
Beetlejuice, I have legs, I have arms for you.
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice.
Bandages on my legs, on my arms from you.
Bandages, bandages.
Benadrill, benadrill, benadrill
Bandages, bandages, bandages
Benadryl, Benadryl
Bandages, bandages
Benadryls, Benadryls, Benadryls
Bandages, bandages, bandages
Benadryls, Benadryls, Benadryls
Bandages, bandages, bandages
Benny's j***, Benny's j***, Benny's j***!
Bandages, bandages, bandages!
Blame the Jews, blame the Jews.
Bandages, bandages
Burn the Jews! or
Sausages!
Bandages!
By the gen, by the gen, by the genitals
Bandages, bandages, bandages, bandages
I've been shakin' for bacon.
I've been shakin' for makin'...
Mango juice on my legs and my arms from you
Mango juice, mango juice, mango juice.
Bandages on my legs and my arms from you
Bandages, bandages, bandages.
Panda j*** on my legs and my arms from you
Panda j***, panda j***, panda j***
Bandages on my legs and my arms from you
Bandages, bandages, bandages
Panda s***, panda s***
Bandages, bandages
Pathogens, pathogens, pathogens
Bandages, bandages, bandages
Pay the drills, pay the drills, pay the drills.
Bandages, bandages, bandages
Pint of jizz, pint of jizz, pint of jizz.
Bandages, bandages, bandages.
Play the jazz, play the jazz.
Bandages, bandages
Sandwiches on my legs and my a***, thank you.
Bandages on my legs and my arms from you.
Sandwiches! Sandwiches! Sandwiches!
Bandages! Bandages! Bandages!
Sandwiches! Sandwiches! Sandwiches!
Bandages! Bandages! Bandages!
Sandwiches, on white bread, with the crust cut off
Sandwiches, sandwiches, sandwiches.
Bandages on my legs on my arms from you
Bandages, bandages, bandages.