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And then one day he was shootin' at some coon
And then one day he was shootin' at some food
Theme song from the TV series "The Beverly Hillbillies"
And then one day he was shootin' at some fool
And up through the ground came a bubblin' pool.
And then one day he was shootin' at some food
And up through the ground came a-bubblin' crude.
And then one day he was shootin' at some poo
And up from the ground come a bubblin' goo
And then one day he was shootin' at some food
And up through the ground came a-bubblin' crude.
Come listen to the story
'Bout a man nemed Jed
The poor mountaineer
Barely kept his family's head
And then one day
He was shootin' at some gruel
And up from the cloud came a bubblin' cruel.
Come and listen to my story
'Bout a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer,
Barely kept his family fed
. And then one day
He was shootin' at some food,
And up through the ground came a-bubblin' crude.
The theme song from "The Beverly Hillbillies" TV show
Come listen to the story
'Bout a man nemed Jed
The poor mountaineer
Barely kept his family's head
And then one day
He was shootin' at some gruel
And up from the cloud came a bubblin' cruel.
Come and listen to my story
'Bout a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer,
Barely kept his family fed
. And then one day
He was shootin' at some food,
And up through the ground came a-bubblin' crude.
Hillbilly that is.
Satisfaction
Take your shoes off!
Don't come back now, Jed!
Hillbilly that is.
Set a spell
Take your shoes off!
Y'all come back now, y'hear?!
This lil' gallon o' tea
This locality
From the "end theme" verse
You all come back in black next week in this old cavity.
You're all invited back again to this locality.
Don't come back now, ya hear?
Y'all come back now, ya hear?
He was shooting at the pool
He was shooting at some food
Pool as in billiards.
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his ken
And they would like to thank you folks for kind of droppin' in.
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin
And they would like to thank you folks for kindly droppin' in.
from the "closing theme" portion of the song
Well, now it's time to say goodbye
To Jeff and all his kids
Well, now it's time to say goodbye
To Jed and all his kin