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All the small ones wrapped in towels
All the small ones tell tall tales
Baby Treasures
Baggy Trousers
Bang 'em on the head with a plastic duck
Back of the head with a plastic cup
Break off the end of a plastic pack
Back of the head with a plastic cup
Fallen teepees in the pub
All the teachers in the pub
Gone to fight Midmester School
Gone to fight with next door's school
Having fun and playing pool.
Having fun and playing fools.
Having fun and playing pool
Having fun and playing fools
Messing up the wooden shoes.
Smashing up the woodwork tools.
Nerdy girls in 50 schools
Naughty girls in nasty schools
Sits alone, invents his pain
Sits alone and bends his cane
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