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'Cause you have a Band-Aid
'Cause you had a bad day
'cause you had a backache
'cause you had a bad day
And I don't need no carin' home.
And I don't need no carryin' on.
And I don't need no caring arm
And I don't need no carryin' on.
And I don't need no carrot oil.
And I don't need no carryin' on.
Candice don't lie.
The camera don't lie.
Free Teflon, whitewash, President Siever
Sick of being jerked around.
Free Teflon whitewashed presidency
We're sick of being jerked around.
I don't need no carin' ho.
I don't need no carryin' on.
I don't need no caring heart.
or
I don't need no Karen Hart.
I don't need no carryin' on.
I don't need no caring, no.
I don't need no carryin' on.
She spilled her coffee, broke her Chevrolet
She spilled her coffee, broke a shoelace
She spilled her coffee, broke it, it's too late
She spilled her coffee, broke her shoelace
Tell me don't lie
The camera don't lie
The camel's not alive.
The camera don't lie.
The carrot don't lie.
The camera don't lie.
The pointers, they laugh at what you say
The point is they laugh at what you say
The police they laugh at what you say
The point is they laugh at what you say
The ponies they laugh at what you say.
The point is they laugh at what you day.
The ponies they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carrot, no!
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on.
The telephone line
The camera don't lie
They point and they laugh at what you say
The point is they laugh at what you say
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no care at all.
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on.
Tommy don't lie
The camera don't lie
We're sick of being gerbils, yes
We're sick of being jerked around
Where is the morning when you needed the most?
Where is the moment we needed the most?
Where is ya mom when you need her the most
You kick a policeman and then you get lost
Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
You can't quite belive some of the magic is lost.
You kick up the leaves, and the magic is lost.
You can, you don't lie.
The camera don't lie.
You got a Band-Aid
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
The camel don't lie
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You had a bad day, the camel don't lie.
You had a bad day, the camera don't lie.
You had a bad day, the camera don't run.
You had a bad day, the camera don't lie.
You had a bad day, you blow the man down.
or
You had a bad day, you take the wine down.
You had a bad day, you're taking one down.
You had a bad day, you take everyone down.
You had a bad day, you're taking one down.
You had a bad day
The camel toe lied.
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie.
You had a bad day
You sea-witch, you lie
And how does it feel one more time?
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time?
You had a bad day
Your cattle don't lie.
or
You had a bad day
Your cattle won't lie.
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie.
You had a bad day
Your tanker went down.
or
You had a bad day
The tanker went down.
You had a bad day
You're taking one down.
You kick a policeman and then you get lost
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
You kick up believing some of the magic is lost.
You kick up the leaves, and the magic is lost.
You kick up the leash, and the magic is gone.
You kick up the leaves, and the magic is lost.
You pick up the leaves with your coffee and toast.
You kick up the leaves, and the magic is lost.
You stand and get high just to hit a new low.
You stand in the line just to hit a new low.
You stand in the line just to hear that you're loved
You stand in the line just to hit a new low.
You tell me "not now"
You're taking one down
You tell me your lesbian way of life.
You tell me your life's been way off line.
You weren't gonna smile and you go for a ride.
You work at a smile and you go for a ride.
You're faking a smile with a car for your gold.
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go.