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All the downtown ladies call him Treetop Blower.
All the downtown ladies call him Treetop Lover.
All the downtown ladies call him Treetop Blubber.
All the downtown ladies call him Treetop Lover.
Baddest man in the whole downtown
Baddest man in the whole damn town
Fattest man in the whole damn town
Baddest man in the whole damn town
He's got a Chrysler Continental
He's got a custom Continental
I'm aware that the Continental was in fact NOT a Chrysler product...
He's got a cut stone condemnental
He's got a custom Continental
Badder than Donkey Kong
Badder than ol' King Kong
Badder than Okie Coke
And meaner than a junkyard dope
Badder than ol' King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog.
Badder than a honky kong
Badder than old King Kong
Badder than a whole King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard doll.
Badder than ol' King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog.
Badder than a whooping cough.
Badder than ol' King Kong.
Better than old King Kong
Badder than old King Kong
Better than old ping pong
Badder than old King Kong
Fat, Fat Leroy Brown
Fattest man in the world and the town.
Bad, bad Leroy Brown
Baddest man in the whole damned town.
Fat, fat, Leroy brown
The fattest man in the whole damn town
Bad, bad Leroy Brown
Baddest man in the whole damned town.
Fattest man in the whole downtown
Baddest man in the whole downtown
He had a raisin in his shoe
He had a razor in his shoe
He's got 'em cussin' continental.
He's got an Elder rod or two.
He's got 32 guns and he parks it for funds.
He's got an eraser in his shoe
He's got a custom Continental.
He's got an El Dorado, too.
He's got a .32 gun in his pocket for fun.
He's got a razor in his shoe
He's got 'em cussin' continental
He's got an Elder rod or two
He's got 32 guns and he parks it for funds
He's got an raisin in his shoe.
He's got a custom Continental
He's got an El Dorado, too
He's got a .32 gun in his pocket for fun
He's got a razor in his shoe.
It took two men just to fight him.
Well, the two men took to fighting
Meaner than a drunk outlaw
Meaner than a junkyard dog
Meaner than a junkyard doll
Meaner than a junkyard dog
Meaner than a junkyard don
Meaner than a junkyard dog
I would rather face a junkyard dog than a godfather any day.
Meaner than to jump your dog
Meaner than a junkyard dog
Well, Friday, down at Lee's Game Room
Well, Friday, 'bout a week ago
Well, he can't, cause I'm her father
And his trouble, Suzy can.
Well, he cast his eyes upon her
And his trouble soon began.
And at the end of the bar
Sat a girl named Guitar
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named Doris
And he like to wear his diamond rings
On everybody's nose.
And he like to wave his diamond rings
In front of everybody's nose.
And it's fat, fat Leroy Brown
The fattest man in the whole down town
Fatter than old King Cole
And leaner than a junkyard dog.
And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog.
Bad, bad Leroy Brown.
Baddest man in the whole damn town.
Badder than a whole King Kong.
And meaner than a junky doll
Bad, bad Leroy Brown.
Baddest man in the whole damned town.
Badder than ol' King Kong.
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Bad, bad Leroy Brown.
Baddest man in the hold on town.
Bad, bad Leroy Brown.
Baddest man in the whole damned town.
Badder than Nat King Cole.
Badder than ol' King Kong.
Badder than Okie Carl
Badder than ol' King Kong.
Baddest man in the f****** town
Baddest man in the whole d*** town
I wasn't old enough to know what the song really was about.
Baddest man in the whole downtown
Baddest man in the whole d*** town
Better standing than the whole downtown
or
Better standing than the whole damn town
Baddest man in the whole damn town
Fatter than a whole King Kong.
Badder than ol' King Kong.
He's got a .32 gun in his pocketful of fun.
He's got a .32 gun in his pocket for fun.
He's got a custom Continental.
He's got a dildo rider, too.
He's got a custom Continental.
He's got an El Dorado, too.
He's got a raisin in his shoe.
He's got a razor in his shoe.