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Her mojo's always on my, my, my, my, my, my, mind.
or
And JoJo's always on my, my, my, my, my, my, mind.
And Georgia's always on my, my, my, my, my, my, mind.
Those short-shorts always on my my my my my my my mind.
And Georgia's always on my my my my my mind.
All the way the paperback was on my knee
Man I had a dreadful flight.
All the way the paper bag was on my knee
Man I had a dreadful flight.
All the way the paperback was on my knees.
All the way the paper bag was on my knee.
All the weight of paperback was on my knee.
or
Oh, the weighted paper bag was on my knee.
All the way, the paper bag was on my knee.
And Jo-jo's always on my my my my my mind
And Georgia's always on my my my my my mind
Backin' the USSR
Back in the USSR
Blue in from Miami Beach, we know, you see.
Flew in from Miami Beach, BOAC.
Dewey from Miami Beach
Flew in from Miami Beach
Do we bomb Miami Beach or UAC?
Flew in from Miami Beach, BOAC.
Holy disco microphone
Honey disconnect the phone
Jujubees always always on my my my my my mind.
And Georgia's always always on my my my my my mind.
Let me hear you bellow like it's raining out.
Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out.
Let me hear your ballerakas ringing out.
Let me here your balalaikas ringing out.
Let me hear your battleaxes ringing out.
Let me here your balalaikas ringing out.
Show me 'round your Smokey Mountains way down south.
Show me 'round the snow-peaked mountains way down south.
Show me 'round your sloping mountains way down south
Show me 'round the snow-peaked mountains way down south
Show me 'round, there's no big mountains way down south.
Show me 'round the snow-peaked mountains way down south.
Show me round the Snow-Pig mountains way down south.
Show me round the snow-peaked mountains way down south.
Show me round your sloppy mountains way out south
Show me 'round the snow-peaked mountains way down south.
Well the third-grade girls really knock me out
Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out
You don't know how lonely you are, boy.
You don't know how lucky you are, boys.
You don't know how lovely you are, boys.
You don't know how lucky you are, boys.
You don't know how lucky you are, horse.
You don't know how lucky you are, boys.
And George is always on my, my, my, my, my, my, mind.
And Georgia's always on my, my, my, my, my, my, mind.
Didn't get to beg last night
Didn't get to bed last night
Flew in from Miami teach me oh I see
Flew in from Miami Beach, BOAC.
Let me hear your belly like its hanging out.
Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out.
Show me round your smoky nylons way down south,
Take me to your daddy's car
Show me round your snow-peaked mountains way down south,
Take me to your daddy's farm
come and keep your come-rag warm
come and keep your comrade warm
flying by miami bitch but you aint see
flying by miami beach boac