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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Autumn Almanac that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Kinks', "Autumn Almanac"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the juice of itch creeps a crawly caterpillar
Well, the zombie gets a crack!
Original Lyrics:
From the dew-soaked hedge creeps a crawly caterpillar
When the dawn begins to crack
No one would’ve put words about a zombie in a song. There is actually a band called the Zombies, did you know that?
Kinks', "Autumn Almanac"
Misheard Lyrics:
My automatic back
Yes, yes, yes, it's my automatic back
Original Lyrics:
My poor rheumatic back
Yes, yes, yes, it's my autumn almanac.
Kinks', "Autumn Almanac"
Misheard Lyrics:
My poor romantic back
Yes yes I ought to, on the neck
Original Lyrics:
My poor rheumatic back
Yes, yes, it's my autumn almanac.
The Kinks', "Autumn Almanac"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my aunt and mum are back.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my autumn almanac
The Kinks', "Autumn Almanac"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my autumn on my neck
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my autumn almanac

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