Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
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Aspie aspie aspie
Ask me ask me ask me
C'est bon, c'est bon
The bomb, the bomb
Cactus is nice, but cactus can't stop you.
Coyness is nice, but coyness can stop you.
Chinese is nice and Chinese can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to.
Shyness is nice and shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to.
Chinese is nice, but Chinese can stop you.
Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you.
Coitus is nice, but Coitus can stop you
Coyness is nice, but Coyness can stop you
If it's not love
Then it's the bong, the bong, the bong that will bring us together.
If it's not love
Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb that will bring us together.
420 blaze it.
Jinus is nice, but Jinus can stop you.
Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you.
Kindness is now, but kindness can stop you.
Coyness is nice, but coyness can stop you.
Like two frightening birds
To a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg.
Writing frightening verse
To a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg.
Mask me, I won't say no, how could I?
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?
Nature is an anguished tangerine
Nature is a language, can't you read?
Shanice is nice, and Shanice can stop you.
Shyness is nice, and shyness can stop you.
Shanice is nice
Shyness is nice
Shiners are nice, but shiners can stop you
Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you.
Silence is nice
Shyness is nice
So, Ascii, Ascii, Ascii,
Ascii, Ascii, Ascii
So, ask me, ask me, ask me,
ask me, ask me, ask me.
The bond, the bond
The bomb, the bomb
Then it's the bond, the bond
The bond that will bring us together.
Then it's the bomb, the bomb
The bomb that will bring us together.
Then it's the bong, the bong
The bong that will bring us together.
Then it's the bomb, the bomb
The bomb that will bring us together.
Then it's the bum, the bum
The bum that will bring us together.
Then it's the bomb, the bomb
The bomb that will bring us together.
Writing frightening verbs to a buck-tooth girl who looks sunburnt
Writing frightening verse to a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg
Writing frightening verse
To a buxom girl in Luxembourg.
Writing frightening verse
To a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg.
Writing frightening words
To a buck-tooth girl in Luxembourg.
Writing frightening verse
To a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg.
buxom girl from Luxembourg
Writing frightening verse to a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg