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Bona fide ride with a sore hipcontein.
Bona fide ride, step aside my Johnson.
Bona fide ride, step in, suck my johnson
Bona fide ride, step aside Mike Johnson
Bona fide ride,
step aside Mike Johnson
Bona fide ride,
step aside my Johnson
Gotta free ride
Stick a knife in my won soup.
Bona fide ride
Step aside my Johnson.
Imagination
In every nation
Aqua's,
"Around The World"
Little by little it's the finest meal,
It's appetite for coke, come and see
You mix it all together in this dream
Ingredients for the seven seasons
I've realized things ain't what they seeming
That's the riddle of it, that's the spirit of it
That's the power of lite.
Little by little it's the finest meal
It's appetite for hope, come and see
You mix it all together in your dreams
Ingredients from the seven seas
And I'm realizing things ain't what they seem
That's the riddle of it, that's the spirit of it
That's the power of life.
Suck my Johnson
Step aside my Johnson
Wake up the cake
It's a lake she's kissin' me
As they do
Which they do incessantly.
Wake up the cake
It's a lake she's kissin' me
As they do
When they do in Sicily.
You and me girl sittin' in a Swiss fountain.
You and me girl sittin' in the Swiss mountains.
You take my love and then I say I do.
You say hello and then I say I do.
Around the world around the Rudolf
Around the world around the world
Arugula, arugula
Around the world, around the world
I try not to whine, but I must warn ya
'Bout their motherf***in' Covered California
I try not to whine, but I must warn ya
'Bout the motherf***in' girls from California
Aqua's,
"Around the World"
I've been an overload
I've been around the world
Aqua's,
"Around the World"
I've been around the world
And Celine Dion
I've been around the world
And I've seen it all
Aqua's,
"Around the World"
It's been a lot of work
I've been around the world
Aqua's,
"Around the World"
Little Violet is the finest meal
This doctor finds a ho
Little by little, it's the finest meal
Its appetite for hope
Aqua's,
"Around the World"
Little by little it's the finest meal
It's appetite for Coke
Come and see
You mix it all together in this dream
Ingredients for the seven seasons
I've realized things ain't what they seeming
That's the riddle of it
That's the spirit of it
That's the power of lite.
Little by little it's the finest meal
It's appetite for hope
Come and see
You mix it all together in your dreams
Ingredients from the seven seas and
I'm realizing things ain't what they seem
That's the riddle of it
That's the spirit of it
That's the power of life.
Living in and out of a big bat suitcase
or
Living in and out of a big bad suitcase
Living in and out of a big fat suitcase
Living in and out of a big brass suitcase
Living in and out of a big fat suitcase
Seen the seas seven, sailed across the mould
(Later)
Avoid the bone
Seen the seas seven, sailed across them all
(Later)
Avoid the wrong
Stood below the condoms and I pondered for a while
OR
Stood below the condos and I pondered for a while
Stood below the cosmos and I pondered on a why
Aqua's,
"Around the World"
This doctor finds a hose
This appetite for hope
Aqua's,
"Around the World"
This doctor is a ho
or
This doctor is a whore
This appetite for hope
Aqua's,
"Around the World"
This doctor's not a ho
This appetite for hope
You and me girl sittin' in the Swiss fountains
You and me girl sittin' in the Swiss mountains
You and me, Girl, sitting into Wisconsin.
You and me girl sittin' in the Swiss mountains.
You say hello and then I say adieu
or
You say hello and then I say adu
You say hello and then I say I do.