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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Arms of Mary that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Misheard Lyrics:
Mary was a Catholic girl who I got to know
She gave me rites on my first mistake
She prayed for the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost
She really gave all a boy could take, oh
Original Lyrics:
Mary was the girl who taught me all I had to know
She put me right on my first mistake
Summer wasn't good when I learned all she had to show
She really gave all a boy could take, oh
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary was the girl who told me all I had to know
She put me right on my Christmas cake
Original Lyrics:
Mary was the girl who told me all I had to know
She put me right on my first mistake
Misheard Lyrics:
She really gave all the boys a taste
Original Lyrics:
She really gave all a boy could take

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