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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> A -> Amsterdam
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Amsterdam that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Coldplay's, "Amsterdam"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you came along and you cut my knee.
Original Lyrics:
And you came along and you cut me loose.
Coldplay's, "Amsterdam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stood on the edge, talk to the news.
Original Lyrics:
Stood on the edge, tied to the noose.
Coldplay's, "Amsterdam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stood on the edge, tied to the moose.
Original Lyrics:
Stood on the edge, tied to the noose.
Coldplay's, "Amsterdam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tied to the moose, stick to the stomach.
Original Lyrics:
Tied to the noose, sick to the stomach.
Coldplay's, "Amsterdam"
Misheard Lyrics:
You came along and you cut me knee.
Original Lyrics:
You came along and you cut me loose.
Guster's, "Amsterdam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your bass guitar and Shaq CD
Original Lyrics:
Your bass guitar and Shaggs CD
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