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All those terrorized
Almost Paradise
Almost paradise, we're working on a hairy stroll.
Almost paradise how could we ask for more.
I swear tadise could see forever in your eyes, paradise
Almost paradise, we're knocking on heaven's door.
Almost paradise, how could we ask for more.
I swear that I could see forever in your eyes, paradise.
Almost parrot eyes
Almost paradise
Almost parrot ice
Almost paradise
And in your arms, starvation's not so far away
or
And in your eyes, starvation's not so far away
or
And in your heart, starvation's not so far away
And in your arms, salvation's not so far away
And then your constipation drives me far away
It's getting grosser, grosser every day.
And in your arms, salvation's not so far away
It's getting closer, closer every day.
I face the nights along
I face the nights alone
I face the nights at home
I face the nights alone
I feel my heart will be with Suzie
I fear my heart will be in secrecy
I see four lovers in your eyes
Paradise.
I see forever in your eyes
Paradise.
I swear that I can see forever in your eyes...
Parrot eyes
I swear that I can see forever in your eyes...
Paradise
I swear that I could see the heaven in your eyes
I swear that I could see forever in your eyes
Sounds ironic since Mike Reno was a member of Loverboy, who scored a hit with "Heaven in Your Eyes".
I thought that dreams belonged to weathermen.
I thought that dreams belonged to other men.
We're not on heaven's door
We're knocking on heaven's door