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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> A -> Almost Gone
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Almost Gone that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Mushroomhead's, "Almost Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crabcakes and raisin stains on the mattress
Ashes to ashes, caskets and matches.
Ashes to ashes, caskets and matches.
Original Lyrics:
Cracked picture frames and stains on the mattress
Ashes to ashes gas cans and matches.
Ashes to ashes gas cans and matches.
Mushroomhead's, "Almost Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crack b****es make mistakes on the mattress
Ashes to ashes, gas cans and matches.
Ashes to ashes, gas cans and matches.
Original Lyrics:
Cracked picture frames and stains on the mattress
Ashes to ashes, gas cans and matches.
Ashes to ashes, gas cans and matches.
Mushroomhead's, "Almost Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crap hits your face and stains on the mattress
A**es to a**es, can-cans and fat s***s.
A**es to a**es, can-cans and fat s***s.
Original Lyrics:
Cracked picture frames, blood stains on the mattress
Ashes to ashes; gas, cans, and matches.
Ashes to ashes; gas, cans, and matches.
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