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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> A -> Almost
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Almost that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Bowling For Soup's, "Almost"
Misheard Lyrics:
Almost a Jew
But I guess that doesn't cut it.
But I guess that doesn't cut it.
Original Lyrics:
Almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it.
But I guess that doesn't cut it.
Bowling For Soup's, "Almost"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I wish it would've happened, I'd have asked you to stay.
Original Lyrics:
And I wish I would've had the nerve to ask you to stay.
Sarah Harmer's, "Almost"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you've had all of these
Little boy enrousement dreams. Yeah. yeah.
Little boy enrousement dreams. Yeah. yeah.
Original Lyrics:
And you've blown into this
Little port and roused my dreams again.
Little port and roused my dreams again.
Bowling for Soup's, "Almost"
Misheard Lyrics:
I almost got dropped at school at 14
Original Lyrics:
I almost got drunk at school at 14
Bowling For Soup's, "Almost"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miracle thinking battle
The things I could have done.
The things I could have done.
Original Lyrics:
Here I go thinking
About all the things I could've done.
About all the things I could've done.
Bowling For Soup's, "Almost"
Misheard Lyrics:
You kept me guessing and now I guess that
I spent my time missing you.
I spent my time missing you.
Original Lyrics:
You kept me guessing and now I'm destined
To spend my time missing you.
To spend my time missing you.
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