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All God's livers are gold
All that glitters is gold
All my kittens have gone
All that glitters is gold
All psycho energy's gold
Only shooting stars meet the moon
All that glitters is gold,
Only shooting stars break the mold
All that banana disco
Only shooting stars break the mow-oh-whoa
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that believer is cold.
All that glitters is gold.
All that believing is gone
Only shooting stars wait tomorrow.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that bitters is gold
Only shoot my mom is made of mold
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
All that chicken from Popeye's
Only shooting stars make the gold
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that clitoris gold
All that glitters is gold
All that dinner is cold.
All that glitters is gold.
All that energy's gone
All that glitters is gold.
All that glimmers is gold
All that glitters is gold
All that glistens is gold
All that glitters is gold
All that glitter is gone
Only shooting starts break them all
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that glitter is gone
All that glitters is gold
All that glitter sis go old
Only shooting stars break the bold
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that glitters eats mold
Only shooting stars break the fold.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that glitters gets sold.
Only shootin' stars thinkin' of Joe.
And all that glitters is gold.
Only shootin' stars break the mold.
All that glitters gets sold.
Only shooting stars thinking of Joe.
And all that glitters is gold.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars wake up the moon
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that glitters is gold
Shining superstar, turns the mould
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars, break the mold
All that glitters is gold
Holy shooting stars break the mow-whoa.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting star sprinkler mold.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the modem
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that glitters is good
Only shooting stars break the mood.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that glitters is old,
Only freakin' stars bake us mo-o.
All that glitters is gold,
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that lettuce is gold
All that glitters is gold
All that limits is gone.
All that glitters is gold.
All that litter is cold
All that glitters is gold
All that litter is mold
All that glitter is gold
All that litter was gone
All that glitters is gold
All that liver is cold.
All that glitters is gold.
All that murders in gold
All that glitters is gold.
All that praises the lord
All that glitters is gold
All that turkey's cold
All that glitters is gold.
All that waiting is gone
Only shootin' stars break the mouwow.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that's livin' is gone
Only shooting stars know more
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
All that's livin' is good.
All that glitters is gold.
All that's the literacy's Gold
Only shooting stars break up mold
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
All the British have gone
All that glitters is gold
All the believers gone cold
All these stupid cars eat the mold
All that glitters is gold,
Only shooting stars break the mold
All the livers gone cold
All these stupid cars eat the mold
All that glitters is gold,
Only shooting stars break the mold
All the people will go
All that glitter is gold
All them splinters and cold
All that glitters is gold.
All those livers discoing
Break some moving stars to make lots more.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All those people are cold
Put them in the oven before they are old.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Always shooting stars with the mower
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Anal, you're an All Star
Get your game on, go play.
Hey now, you're an All Star
Get your game on, go play.
And all that lettuce is gone
And all that glitters is gold
And all that whit-hers is old
And all that glitters is gold
And all that whithers is old
And all that glitters is gold
And all that withers is old
And all that glitters is gold
And all that's living is old, only superstars crinkle gold
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that's living is old, only superstars crinkle gold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
As a finger up her bum
And the shape of an elf on her forehead
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an a L on her forehead
Block star
Hey now you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid.
But the media blast begs to differ
But the meteor man begs to differ
But the media men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the sattelite picture.
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.
But the media men beg to differ
Judging by the hope in the satellite picture
But the meteor man beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
But the media men beg to differ
But the meteor men beg to differ
But the median math bend to differ
But the meteor men beg to differ
But the medium axe and big dipper
But the meteor man beg to differ
But the meteor man begs to differ
Judge him by the hole in the satellite dishes.
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judge him by the hole in the satellite picture
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.
Cumming in the dumpster
And they don't stop coming
Get the show on, get laid.
Get the show on, get paid.
Go for the Molson
Go for the moon.
Go for the long shot.
Go for the moon.
Go for the motorcycle!
Go for the moon.
Go hot diggity dog, only shooting stars get to bowl.
All that glitters is gold,
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Grandma is a porn star.
Hey now, you're an All-Star.
He was looking kinda thumb
With a raper in bird bum
With a shape of hell on her war-head
She was looking kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
With a shape of an "L" on her forehead
All Star is one of the most memed songs on the internet.
Hey now your a porn star
take your clothes off get laid
Hey now your a rockstar
Get the show on get paid
Hey now, get a wash up.
Hey now, you're an all-star.
Hey now, you're a All Star, Get a shower, get laid.
Hey now, you're a RockStar, Get the show on, get paid.
I dunno lel
Hey now, you're a Ristar
Hey now, you're a rock star
Ristar is a Sega Genesis game
Hey now, you're a block star, get the show on, get paid.
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid.
Hey now, you're a monster!
Hey now, you're an All-Star.
Hey now, you're a porn star, get the show on get laid
Hey now, you're an all star, get the show on get paid
Hey now, you're a porn star, take your clothes off, get layed
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a porn star,
Take your clothes off get laid
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
Hey now, you're a porn star
Get'cha groove on, get laid.
Hey now you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid.
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the go on, get laid.
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid.
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get laid
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
Hey now, you're a rock star, got it goin' on, get laid
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
Hey now, you're a rock star, got it going on, get laid
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get laid.
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid.
Hey now, you're a rockstar, get the show on, get laid
Hey now, you're a rockstar, get the show on, get paid
Hey now, you're an All Star, get a shower, get laid.
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid.
Hey now, you're an All Star, get a shower, get laid.
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid.
Hey now, you're an All Star, get your keks off, hey hey
Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're an All Star, get your strain on, get laid.
Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, get paid.
Hey now, you're an All-Star
Get your K-Mart golf bag.
Hey now, you're an All-Star
Get your game on, go play.
Hey now, you're an Omastar
Hey now, you're an all star
Hey now, you're an a**hole, get your game on, go stay,
Hey now, you're a rock-hard, get a go on, get laid,
All that litters is bold, only shooting stars bake a mold
Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play,
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid,
All that glitters is gold,
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on get laid
Hey now, you're a porn star, get the show on get paid
Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on get paid
Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on get laid
Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on go play
Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, get laid
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
Hey now, you're an all star, get the game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
Hey now, you're an all star, get your gay Mom, goat lay
Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're an all star, get your gay man, go play
Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're an all star, get your gay mom, goat lay
Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're an all star, get your show on, get, hey.
Hey now, you're an all star, get your show on, get paid.
Hey now, you're an all star, get your strain on, get laid.
Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, get paid.
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, Yoplait!
Hey now you're an All Star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're an all star
At the gay bar.
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on.
Hey now, you're an all star
Don't quit your day job.
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on.
Hey now, you're an all-star
Get your game on, go pray.
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get laid.
Hey now you're an all star
Get your game on, go play.
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid.
Hey now, you're an ulcer
Hey now, you're an all-star
Hey now, your a porn star, rip your clothes off, get laid
Hey now, your an All-Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, that shop has tools in the shed
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Holy shooting stars break the mow-woah.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
I ain't that shot as foolin' the s***.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
I ain't the sharpest stool in the sh**.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
I ain't the shoppers doing no shame
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I ain't the shoppers doing the shift
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I ain't the shot they do in the shed.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
I ain’t the shoppers doing the shift
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
I am the stupid guy in the s***
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I ate the sharpest tool in the sh**
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
I ate the sharpest tool in the shed.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
I ate the shopper's tool in the shed
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I ate the shoppers doing a s***
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I could use a little food myself
I could use a little fuel myself
I could use a little food myself
I could use a little fuel myself
I had the smallest tool in the shed.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
I hate that sharpest fool in the shed
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I hate the Sharpie doing a shit
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Sharpie is a permanent marker
I hate the sound of bulls in the bed.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
I hate to shop and do the dishes
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I hate to shop for school in the shade
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I hate to shop for school in the shed
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
I have to poop, I have to pee
So much to do, so much to see
I plugged your mother, go about bored
My world's on fire, how about yours?
I said "Yep, what a concept, I could use a little food myself,
And we could all use a little shave."
I said "Yep, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself,
And we could all use a little change."
I said "Yep, what a concept, I could use a little food myself,
nd we could all use a little shave."
I said "Yep, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself,
And we could all use a little change."
I said, "Yep, what a concept" I could use a little 'feel myself'
And we could all use a little change
I said, "Yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change"
I said, "Yep, what a concept."
I could use a little 'feel myself' and we could all use a little change
I said, "Yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change"
I stand in litters alone.
All that glitters is gold.
I think the shop is doing the shed.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
I'll be shooting stars, break the mo-whoa
Only shooting stars break the mold.
In the shake ended up on her forehead
In the shape of an L on her forehead
In the shape of an Elf on the bunk-beads
In the shape of an L on your forehead
In the shape of an elf on her forehead
In the shape of an L on her forehead
Judging by the ho and the sad guy that sniffs her
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
Judging by the ho in the satellite picture
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
Judging by the hole in the satellite pitcher
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
La da dipaly do
If only I could watch my hair grow
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
My friend just took a dump on my head
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
My mom f###ed your eye, who wants drugs?
My world's on fire, how about yours?
My pussy's on fire, how about yours?
My world's on fire, how about yours?
Why would all star do this to sherk?
My whore is on fire
My world's on fire
My worlds up higher
My worlds on fire
Nobody won't do it, the whale has got to potty
I ain't the shop in pool with Michelle.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Oh, my fantasy 'fro-oh
Only shootin' stars break the mou-o-old
All that glitters is go-old
Only shooting stars break the mo-o-old
Old man winter is gone
All that glitters is gold
On that Glidden is gum
All that glitter is gone
Glidden is a brand of house paint.
Only she was born with a mole.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Only shootin' stars go away.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Only shooting star sprinkler mold.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Only shooting stars brains are morons
Only shooting stars break the mold
Only shooting stars break the mo-wo
Only shooting stars break the mold
Only shooting stars break the molars
Only shooting stars break the mold
Only shooting stars break the moon.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Only shooting stars break the mowoh.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Only shooting stars break them all.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Only shooting stars break up Moe.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Only shooting stars break up more.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Only shooting stars whack a mole.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Only supersonic drink it up
Only superstars break the mold
Only superstars bring the motorhome
Only shooting stars break the mold
Only superstars meet the morons
Only shooting stars break the mold
Only you kid stars break the mold.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
She was lookin kinda dumb
with her finger in her bum
and the sh*t comin out of her forehead
She was lookin kinda dumb
with her finger and her thumb
in the shape of an 'L' on her forehead
She was lookin' kind and dumb with her finger up her bum
She was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger in her thumb
And the shape of an 'l' on her forhead.
She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'l' on her forehead.
She was lookin' kind of dumb
With her finger in her nose
She was lookin' kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb
She was lookin' kind of dumb
With her finger in her thumb
And the shape of her nail on her forehead.
She was lookin' kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an L on her forehead.
She was lookin' kind of glum
With her finger in her thumb
And the shape of an elk on her forehead
She was lookin' kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
She was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
And a shape of vinyl on her forehead.
She was lookin kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
She was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger in her bum
And the s*** comin' out of her forehead
She was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead
She was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger up her bomb
And a shady elf on her forehead.
She was lookin kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
She was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger up her bum
In the shape of an elf on her forehead.
She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
She was lookin' kinda dumb,
With her finger in her thumb,
And the shape of a hell on the forehead
She was lookin' kinda dumb,
With her finger and her thumb,
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
She was lookin' kinda dumb,
With her finger in her thumb,
And the shape of hell on the forehead
She was lookin' kinda dumb,
With her finger and her thumb,
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
She was lookin' kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an elf on her forehead
She was lookin' kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an L on her forehead
She was lookin' kinda dumb
With her finger in her bum
And the shape of an "L" on her forehead
She was lookin' kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger in her bum
In the shape of an L on her forehead.
She was looking kind of dumb With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an L on her forehead.
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger in her bum
In the shape of an L on her forehead.
She was looking kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an L on her forehead.
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger in her bum
And the shape of an 'L' on her forehead
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger in her bum
She was looking kind of dumb With her finger and her thumb
She was looking kind of dumb
With her finger in her thumb
In a shape inside out by her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb with a finger in her bum
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
And the shape of an elf on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
And the shape of and 'L' on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger in her bum And the shape of an Elf on her forehead
She was looking kinda dumb With her finger and her thumb And the shape of an L on her forehead
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger in her bum,
In a shape like an elf on a forehead
She was looking kinda dumb, With her finger and her thumb,
In a shape of an L on her forehead
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger in her bum,
In a shape like an elf on a forehead
She was looking kinda dumb, With her finger and her thumb,
In a shape of an L on her forehead
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger in her bum
And wiping it off on her forehead
She was looking kinda dumb With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger in her bum
And wiping it off on her forehead
She was looking kinda dumb With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger in her thumb
And the shape of an elf on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger in her thumb
And the shape of an elk on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger up her bum
And the shape of an Elf on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger up her bum
And the shape of an elf on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
And the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb,
with her finger in her bum
in a, shape like an elf on a forehead
She was looking kinda dumb,
with her finger and her thumb,
in a shape of an L on her forehead
She was looking kinda dumb, with her finger in her vomit and the shape of an L or her forehead.
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb, with the shape of an L on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb,
With her finger in her bum,
Hey, make some hell on your forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb,
With her finger and her thumb,
In the shape of an 'l' on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb,
With her finger in her bum,
In a, shape like an elf on a forehead
She was looking kinda dumb,
With her finger and her thumb,
In a shape of an L on her forehead
She was looking kinda dumb,
With her finger in her vomit
And the shape of an L or her forehead.
She was looking kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb,
With the shape of an L on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb
With her f###er in her bomb
With a shape of an a**hole on her bored-head.
Well, my peers start cumming and they don't stop cumming
She was looking kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb
With a shape of an "L" on her forehead.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming.
She was looking kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
And the shape of an Elf on his forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb
With her finger in her c*nt
She was looking kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb
She was looking kinda dumb
With her finger in her clock
She was looking kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb
She was looking kinda dumb
With her finger in her vomit,
A shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb
With her finger in her bum
And the shape of her nail on her forhead.
She was looking kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In a shape of an "L" on her forehead.
She was looking kinda numb with her finger and her bum
In the shape of a bell on her forehead
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of and 'L' on her forehead.
She was looking kinda' dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an elk on her forhead.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
She was looking like a bum
With the finger 'round her thumb
And the shape of the elf on her forehead.
She was looking kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an L on her forehead.
So much to do so much to see
So much wrong with Nick in the Backstreet
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
So much to do, so much to see, So much wrong with Nick from the Backstreets
So much to do, so much to see, So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
So much to do, so much to see,
So much wrong with Nick from the Backstreets
So much to do, so much to see,
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
So much to look forward to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
So much to look forward to
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
So much wrong with Nick and the Backstreet's
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
So much wrong with Nick and the Backstreet's
So whats wrong with taking the backstreets?
So much wrong with Nick in the backstreets?
So what's wrong with takin' the back streets?
So much wrong with things in the back streets
Never know if you don't go
Never go if you don't know.
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
Never know if you don't go
Never shine if you don't glow.
So what's wrong with Nick from the Backstreet?
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
So what's wrong with Nick in the Backstreets?
So what's wrong with takin' the back streets?
So what's wrong with Nick in the flat cheeks?
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
So what's wrong with faking the Backstreets?
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
So what's wrong with taking the downstream?
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
So what's wrong with taking the fat streak?
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
So, Bonny once told me
The world was going to own me
I ate the chocolate she hid in the shed.
Somebody once told me
The world was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Some body once told me the plane just crashed into me
somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I hate my real ears because this happens
Some lady once mold me the bored was gun nah fold me
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Some people once told me that the world was baloney
And hot chocolate couldn't stay away.
Oh, the chicken was done and the turkey was too dumb
And the beef had stowed away.
Oh, the steak keeps coming, the steak keep coming
That is until it hits the ground running.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
And I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kinda dumb with her fingers and her thumb
And the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed you the rules and I hit the ground running
Somebody gotta hold me, the girl is gonna rule me
I ain't the hardest fool in the head.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for ass
I need to get myself away from this place
I said 'yep, wanna come too?'
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for cash
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
Somebody once told me
The world is gonorrhi
Somebody once told me
The world is gonna roll me
Somebody once told me the plane just crashed into me
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Somebody once told me the world is Gunamoni
I ate the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roam-e
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna role me,
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me,
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world is kinda roamy
I ain't the job that's doing the s***.
or
Somebody once told me the world is gonna row me
I ain't the shop that's doing in the shed.
or
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roam me
I ain't the shopper's tooling the shed.
or
Somebody once told me the world is comin' to row me
I ain't the shoppers touring the shed.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world is macaroni.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.
Somebody once told me the world is macaroni
I ate the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger in her bum
And the ship of an elf on her forehead
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Somebody once told me the world was going under
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
Somebody once told me the world was gonna blow me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Somebody once told me the world was gonna hurt me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.
I ate the sharpest tool in the shed.
She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger in her bum,
And the shape of an elf on her forehead.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
She was lookin' kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb,
In the shape of a "L" on her forehead.
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.
I ate the sharpest tool in the shed.
She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger in her bum,
And the shape of an elf on her forehead.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
She was lookin' kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb,
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
Somebody once told me the world was gonna rule me,
I ate the sharpest tool in the s***
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me,
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni
I ate the sharpest tool in the shed
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni.
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni
I ate the shark is cool in the sled
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni
I ate the shopper's tool and dishes.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni
I hate to shout it out to my dad.
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni
So I took a bite out of Japan.
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Somebody once told me the world was pepperoni,
I ate the smartest chick in souffle.
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me,
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world's gonna role me
I ate the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world's gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody wants a**.
Somebody once asked
Somebody wants uh told me the world is gonna roll me
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Somebody won't tell me the world was gonna row me,
I ate the shoppers doing a s***.
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me,
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Something's wrong with taking the backstreets
or
Something's wrong with Nick in the Backstreet
or
Something's wrong with Nick in the Backstreet
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
Talking like an ogre
Wait till you get older
The Ice Cream Skate, is getting pretty thin
The ice we skate, is getting pretty thin
The Ice Tea State is getting pretty thin
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The ice cream cake is getting pretty thin.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin.
The ice cream skates is getting kinda thin.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin.
The ice cream state is gettin' pretty thin.
The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin.
The ice cream state is getting pretty thin
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The ice cream steak is getting pretty thin
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The ice needs paint, it's gettin' pretty thin
The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin
The ice sweet steak is gettin' pretty thin
The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin
The ice-cream skate, is gettin' pretty thin
The ice we skate, is gerttin' pretty thin
The icy scapes are getting pretty thin
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The meteor and the big dipper
The media men beg to differ
The waiter's getting warned,
so you might as well sing
The water's getting warm,
so you might as well swim
The waiter's getting warned, so you might as well sing
The water's getting warm, so you might as well swim
We could all use a little chain.
We could all use a little change.
Well the youths start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the wolves and I hear the ground humming.
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running.
Well, the media men beg to differ
Well, the meteor men beg to differ.
Well, the meteor manbags a-differ.
Well, the meteor men beg to differ.
White girl
[noise of turntable being turned back and forth]
With her finger in her bum
And the s*** of an owl on her forehead
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead
With the shape of an elf on her forehead
In the shape of an 'l' on her forehead
You're a show-off
Get the show on
You're a showoff
Get the show on
all those people are cold
put them in the oven before they are old
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
somebody once told me the world was macaroni
somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I also ate MACARONI!!!11!!!!!