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All cried out I prayed for someone like you
All my life I prayed for someone like you
An older piece of a man
And own a piece of land
And I hope that you will molest me, too
Yes, I pray that you will molest me, too.
And I hope that you feel the same way, too
Yes, I pray that you do love me, too.
Ask for a little heaven above
Ask for a little help from above
Babe, I've lived all my life for you
Babe, I've looked all my life for you
But I'm getting gross
But I'm getting close
Ever where the trouble waits
Our love has been an hypnotist.
Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate the taste.
Hey what a tube of waste
Hey don't let it go to waste
Hey, don't let it go to paste
I love it for the hitman taste.
Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate the taste.
Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it for the hitman taste.
Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate the taste.
Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it, brother, hemp I taste.
Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate the taste.
I cherish every f***.
I cherish every hug.
I don't even wanna imitate.
or
I don't really wanna hesitate.
I love it but I hate the taste.
I dread for somebody like you
I pray for somebody like you
I dread for someone like you
or
I dread for someone’s I.Q.
I pray for someone like you
I feel like we're broken in time
I feel like we're frozen in time
I hate it when it goes to waste
I'm nothin' but a hypnotist.
Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate the taste.
I love her but I hate my taste.
I love it but I hate the taste.
I love it but it imitates
Weight keeping me down.
I love it but I hate the taste
Weight keeping me down
I love you but I hesitate.
I love it but I hate the taste.
I play for someone like you
I pray for someone like you
I praise the world a puff
I praise the Lord above
I promise to never fall in love with a strange girl.
I promise to never fall in love with a stranger.
I would never find another mother
I would never find another lover
I'm nothing but a hypnotist.
I love it but I hate the taste.
I've looked on the ice for you
I've looked all my life for you
I've spinned all my life with you
I've spent all my life with you
It's just like I dreamed when I was 3
It's just like I dreamed it would be
Never fall in love with the same jerk
Never fall in love with a stranger
Now you'll see
Now you're here
Oh my God I've prayed for someone like you
All my life, I've prayed for someone like you
Oh my God, I got spayed for someone like pooh.
Oh my God I've prayed for someone like you.
On and on, I got nothing to get high
On and on, I got nothing to hide
One by one hittin' up my sleeve.
One by one hidden up my sleeve.
Roastin Weiners with my mother,
Roastin Weiners with my father
Close to me just like my mother,
close to me just like my father
Sit an angel down to me
Send an angel down to me
Somebody gave me Life
Life Line, Life Line, Life Line.
Somebody gave me life.
Life life, life life, life life.
Waking me down
Weight keeping me down
When you smile on your face
All I see is a globe
When you smile on your face
All I see is a glow
Yeah you little come a waste
I love you till the end of days
Way keeping me down.
Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate the taste.
Weight keeping me down
Yes I break that you doin' in loving too
Yes I pray that you do love me too