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And it's getting very hard to say
And it's getting very hard to stay
And it's getting very hard to sing
And it's getting very hard to stay
And it's hard for me to cut my lawn
And it's hard to keep a good man down
And they're taking all the batteries out
And they're closing all the factories down
And we're living here in Hackettstown
And we're living here in Allentown
And we're waiting here in Allentown
And we're living here in Allentown
But our fathers won the Second World War
Sung their weekends on the Jersey Shore
Well our fathers fought the Second World War
Spent their weekends on the Jersey Shore
But our partners bought the second World War
Well our fathers fought the second World War
Eva shut up, he's a pretty good shot,
He hit that beer can there that your old man dropped.
Every child had a pretty good shot,
To get at least as far as their old man got.
Even Shattner had a pretty good shot,
To get at least as far as Zero-man got.
Every child had a pretty good shot,
To get at least as far as their old man got
Every child had a pretty good chance
To get at least as far as his old man Vance
Every child had a pretty good shot
To get at least as far as their old man got
Every child had a pretty good shot
To get at least as far as Theramin got.
Every child had a pretty good shot
To get at least as far as their old man got.
Leo Theramin invented the Theramin "musical instrument", which is the haunting 'woooooo' sound that's mostly associated with old time horror movies. Musically it's been prominently and most famously used on the Beach Boys' "Good Vibrations".
Every shadow had a pretty good shot
To get at least as far as their old man got.
Every child had a pretty good shot
To get at least as far as their old man got
Every shylock had a pretty good shot,
To get at least as far as their old man got
Every child had a pretty good shot,
To get at least as far as their old man got
I have a choke, throw me a seal.
Iron and coke, chromium steel.
Editor's note: There is a disagreement as to whether the correct word is "coke" or "coal" (various sites have either word); only Billy Joel himself would know. Therefore, until I see what the liner notes say, I'm leaving it this way.
I play a joke
Iron and coke
Met our mothers in the new pesto
Met our mothers in the USO
Said that we can talk to the Jersey Shore
Spent their weekends on the Jersey Shore
Summer weekend at the Jersey Shore.
Spent their weekends on the Jersey Shore.
The threw a numbered ribbon right in our face.
They threw an American flag in our face.
They threw a new 'Merican flag in our face.
They threw an American flag in our face.
They threw a new Beirut and flashed in our face.
They threw an American flag in our face
They threw a new man who's been crowding our face
They threw an American flag in our face
They threw a numer uno back in our face.
They threw an American flag in our face.
They threw a numeryptic flag in our face
They threw an American flag in our face.
Usually, this artist is very clear.
They threw an 1105 (eleven-o-five) in our face
They threw an American flag in our face
They threw an Alfred Newman flag in our face
They threw an American flag in our face
They threw another routine right in our face.
They threw an American flag in our face.
They threw another routine right in our face
They threw an American flag in our face.
They threw it up and ripped a flag in our face.
They threw an American flag in our face.
They threw-a number emblems back in our face.
They threw an American flag in our face.
We're living here in Allentown
What the restless Christmas handed down.
We're living here in Allentown
But the restlessness was handed down.
Well we're waiting here in Allentown
For the Pennsylvania pinocle crowd.
Well we're waiting here in Allentown
For the Pennsylvania we never found.
Well, I'm going back to Allenkey.
Well, we're waiting here in Allentown.
Well, we made it here in Allentown
Well, we're living here in Allentown
Well, we're living here in LA town
And they're closing all the factories now
Well, we're living here in Allentown
And they're closing all the factories down
Well, we're waiting here in out of town
Well, we're waiting here in Allentown.
for the pharmacist says our teachers gay
For the promises our teachers gave