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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Alejandro that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ale-Alejandra Ale-Alejandra
Original Lyrics:
Ale-Alejandro Ale-Alejandro
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ali Ali Andrew Ali Ali Andrew
Original Lyrics:
Ale-Alejandro Ale-Alejandro
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the ham grow
All the ham grow
Alley alley hand row
Alley alley hand row
All the ham grow
Alley alley hand row
Alley alley hand row
Original Lyrics:
Alejandro,
Alejandro,
Ale-ale-jandro
Ale-ale-jandro
Alejandro,
Ale-ale-jandro
Ale-ale-jandro
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ari- Arigato, Ari- Arigato!
Original Lyrics:
Ale-Alejandro Ale-Alejandro
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
At this point I've got the shoes,
Nothing to lose
Nothing to lose
Original Lyrics:
At this point I've gotta choose,
Nothing to lose
Nothing to lose
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dog on my knee, dog on my knee, Ali Andrew
I'm watching babe, I'm watching babe, Ronaldo
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just want my cigarette butt
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Ronaldo
Ali Andrew, Ali Andrew, Ali Ali Andrew, Ali Ali Andrew
I'm watching babe, I'm watching babe, Ronaldo
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just want my cigarette butt
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Ronaldo
Ali Andrew, Ali Andrew, Ali Ali Andrew, Ali Ali Andrew
Original Lyrics:
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Alejandro
I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Fernando
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Don't call me name, don't call my name, Roberto
Alejandro, Alejandro Ale-ale-jandro, Ale-ale-jandro
I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Fernando
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Don't call me name, don't call my name, Roberto
Alejandro, Alejandro Ale-ale-jandro, Ale-ale-jandro
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Aliango
I want you babe, I want you babe, Fernando
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just smoke my cigarette blood
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Fernando
Aliango, Aliango Ali-Ali-Ango, Ali-Ali-Ango
I want you babe, I want you babe, Fernando
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just smoke my cigarette blood
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Fernando
Aliango, Aliango Ali-Ali-Ango, Ali-Ali-Ango
Original Lyrics:
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Alejandro
I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Fernando
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Don't call me name, don't call my name, Roberto
Alejandro, Alejandro Ale-ale-jandro, Ale-ale-jandro
I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Fernando
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Don't call me name, don't call my name, Roberto
Alejandro, Alejandro Ale-ale-jandro, Ale-ale-jandro
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch
Just want my cigarette lunch
Just want my cigarette lunch
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just one more cigarette and hush
Original Lyrics:
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just smoke my cigarette butt
Original Lyrics:
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just want my cigarette love
Original Lyrics:
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just want my cigarette purse
Original Lyrics:
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. L.A. Honda, L.A. L.A. Honda
Original Lyrics:
Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. L.A. Horror, L.A. L.A. Horror
Original Lyrics:
Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ollie ollie ambrose, Ollie ollie ambrose
Original Lyrics:
Ale-Alejandro Ale-Alejandro
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a bucket full of gonads
And they look just like her dad's,
Just like her dad's
And they look just like her dad's,
Just like her dad's
Original Lyrics:
She's got both hands in her pocket
And she won't look at you,
Won't look at you
And she won't look at you,
Won't look at you
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that I love you boy
Hot like Mexico Rejoice
At this point like cottage cheese
Nothing to lose
Hot like Mexico Rejoice
At this point like cottage cheese
Nothing to lose
Original Lyrics:
You know that I love you boy
Hot like Mexico Rejoice
At this point I've gotta choose
Nothing to lose
Hot like Mexico Rejoice
At this point I've gotta choose
Nothing to lose
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that I love you, boy
Hot like Mexico, rejoice
At this point I gotta choose Vindaloo
Hot like Mexico, rejoice
At this point I gotta choose Vindaloo
Original Lyrics:
You know that I love you, boy
Hot like Mexico, rejoice
At this point I gotta choose
Nothing to lose
Hot like Mexico, rejoice
At this point I gotta choose
Nothing to lose
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