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All I need is the MFP (as in Colgate toothpaste).
All I need is the air that I breathe and to love you.
All I need is the MSG.
All I need is the air that I breathe.
Bees came upon me, and it leaves me weak
Peace came upon me, and it leaves me weak
Don't sleep, silent angel, don't you sleep.
So sleep, silent angel, go to sleep.
I will not, I am messed up
I'll remain my own master
Making more with you
Making love with you
Making no misuse
Making love with you
Mickey Mouse and you
Making love with you
Nothing to ease old folks to remain in love with you
Nothing to eat, no books to read, making love with you
Nothing to eat, no bugs to eat
Nothing to eat, no books to read
Now think to be, no books to read.
Making love with you.
Nothing to eat, no books to read.
Making love with you.
Peace came upon my endlessly (stretched out the word endlessly)
Peace came upon me, and it leaves me weak
Sometimes all I need is the MTV
Sometimes all I need is the air that I breathe
Sometimes all I need is the big evergreen
Sometimes all I need is the air that I breathe
Sometimes all I need is the end of the breeds
Sometimes all I need is the air that I breathe
Waiting for Big Blue
Making love with you
"Big Blue" as in the nickname for IBM.