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I've had my lunch checked out with X-Rays
I've spared the hospital always
Someday I'll have a disappearing headline.
I've had my lungs checked out with X-Rays
I've smelled the hospital hallways
Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline.
Some day, I'll have disappearing headlights.
Some day, I'll have a disappearing hairline.
Afternoons will be measured out, measured out
and measured with God is good and Mrs. Eliot
Afternoons will be measured out, measured out
and measured with Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot
Afternoons will be measured out, measured out
and measured with God is good and this is Eliot
Afternoons will be measured out, measured out
and measured with Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot
Afternoons will be mentioned trout, mentioned trout
And mentioned with coffeespoons and tea is Elliot.
Afternoons will be measured out, measured out
And measured with Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot.
Some day I'll have a disappearing hairline
Some day I'll have a job that's in the daytime
Some day I'll have a disappearing hairline
Some day I'll wear pajamas in the daytime
Some day, I'll have a disappearing head lice
Some day, I'll have a disappearing hairline