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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Addams Family that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Theme Song's, "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
A rooster you can crawl on.
Original Lyrics:
A broomstick you can crawl on.
Theme Song's, "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, puttee
Original Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, petite
Theme Songs', "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, the teat.
Original Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, petite
Editor's note: For additional mishearings of this song, please see listings under Vic Mizzy, who was the credited performer.
Theme Songs', "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neat
Sweet
The teeth.
Original Lyrics:
Neat
Sweet
Petite.
Theme Song's, "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
So gather with your shawl on
A roost that you can crawl on.
Original Lyrics:
So get a witch's shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on.
Theme Songs', "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
So gathered when you saw 'em
A gruesome two-some callin'
Original Lyrics:
So get a witch's shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on.
Theme Songs', "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
So get a witch's shawl on,
a Bruce that you can crawl on
Original Lyrics:
So get a witch's shawl on,
a broomstick you can crawl on
Theme Songs', "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're all together Pookie.
Original Lyrics:
They're altogether ooky.

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