Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Addams Family that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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A breadstick you can chew on
A broomstick you can crawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
A Brewster you can call on.
A rooster you can crawl on.
A broomstick you can crawl on.
Eat, sweep....the teat
Neat, sweet...petite
Meat, sweet, party
Neat, sweet, petite
Neat, sweet, arĂȘte
Neat, sweet, petite
Neat, sweet, fatigue
Neat, sweet, petite
Neat, sweet, puttee
Neat, sweet, petite
Neat, sweet, the teat.
Neat, sweet, petite
Neat
Sweet
The teeth.
Neat
Sweet
Petite.
So gather with your shawl on
A broomstick you can brawl on.
So get a witch's shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on.
So gather with your shawl on
A roost that you can crawl on.
So get a witch's shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on.
So gathered when you saw 'em
A gruesome two-some callin'
So get a witch's shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on.
So get a witch's shawl on,
a Bruce that you can crawl on
So get a witch's shawl on,
a broomstick you can crawl on
The cereal is spooky
Mysterious and spooky
Their house has got Noxzema
Their house is a museum
Their house is a mausoleum
Their house is a museum
Their house is in New Zealand
Their house is a museum
Their house is where you see them
Their house is a museum
Their house's name is Eam/Ian
Their house is a museum
They're all together Pookie.
They're altogether ooky.
They're creepier than cookies
They're creepy and they're kooky