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A separated nose is not okay.
Myself already knows I'm not okay.
And if you drive my car
And if you tell my heart
And if you play my part
or
And if you play by heart
And if you tell my heart
And if you play my part
And if you break my heart
And if you take my car
And if you tell my heart
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill the band.
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man.
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill the smell.
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man.
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I mightn't grow up and kill my Mam.
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man.
Don't break my heart
Don't tell my heart
Don't drive my car
Don't tell my heart
Don't smell my farts,
My egg and bacon farts,
I just don't think you'll understand
Don't tell my heart
My Achy breaky heart,
I just don't think he'll understand..
Don't take my car
Don't tell my heart
Don't tear my heart, my achy breaky heart
Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
Don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand.
Don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand.
Don’t kill my heart
Don’t tell my heart
My cell phone 'ready knows I'm not O.K.
Myself already knows I'm not O.K.
Myself already knows I'm not a cake
Myself already knows I'm not O.K.
Or tell your brother Cliff, his fist can tear my lip
Or tell your brother Cliff, his fist can tell my lip
You can take the dog to Bachman Lake
You can tell your dog to bite my leg.
You can tell my arms, "Go back to the farm,"
You can tell my arms, go back onto the phone.
You can tell my arse to go back onto the phone
You can tell my arms, go back onto the phone.
You can tell your doctor 'bout my leg.
You can tell your dog to bite my leg.
You can tell your dog about Moline
You can tell your dog to bite my leg.
(Moline is one of the quad cities in east Iowa/west Illinois)
You can tell your dog about my leg.
You can tell your dog to bite my leg.