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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for ABC that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Michael) Your education ain't complete
T-T-T-Tito's gonna show you
(J5) Show you, show you
Michael: How to get it in!
Original Lyrics:
(Michael) Your education ain't complete
T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you
(J5) Show you, show you
Michael: How to get an A!
Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
As simple as bullying me
Original Lyrics:
As simple as do-re-mi
Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
As simple as no, maybe
Original Lyrics:
As simple as do-re-mi
Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
As simple as you and me
Original Lyrics:
As simple as do-re-mi
Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
As simple as your rabies
Original Lyrics:
As simple as do re mi
Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
Easy as wannabes
Original Lyrics:
Easy as 1-2-3
Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
T-T-T-Tito's gonna show you
How to get it in
Original Lyrics:
T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you
How to get an A
The Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your funky locker
Original Lyrics:
You came to school to learn girl
Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's how making love can be.
Original Lyrics:
That's how easy love can be.
Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's how to make love with me
That's how making love should be.
Original Lyrics:
That's how easy love can be
That's how easy love can be.
The Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm gonna be your glimpse after see
Original Lyrics:
Like "I" before "E" except after "C"
Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
You came to school to burp girl
Original Lyrics:
You went to school to learn, girl
Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't be scorching my girl
Original Lyrics:
You went to school to learn, girl
Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your education A to C
C-C-C C's a gonna show you
Show you, show you
How to get it in!
Original Lyrics:
Your education ain't complete
T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you
Show you, show you
How to get an A!
Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your education ain't complete
T-T-T-Tito's gonna show you
Show you, show you
How to get it in!
Original Lyrics:
Your education ain't complete
T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you
Show you, show you
How to get an A!
Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your education ain't complete
T-T-T-Tito's gonna show you
Show you, show you
How to get in!
Original Lyrics:
Your education ain't complete
T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you
Show you, show you
How to get an A!
Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your education ain't complete
T-t-t-Tito's gonna shove you
Shove you, shove you,
How'd he get an egg?
Original Lyrics:
Your education ain't complete
T-t-t-teacher's gonna show you
Show you, show you
How to get an 'A'!
Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your education ain't complete
T-t-t-teacher's gonna show you
Show you, show you
Get out of my way!
Original Lyrics:
Your education ain't complete
T-t-t-teacher's gonna show you
Show you, show you
How to get an 'A'!

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