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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for 99 Problems that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Jay-Z's, "99 Problems"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do I look like a margarita sir?
Original Lyrics:
Do I look like a mind-reader sir?
Jay-Z's, "99 Problems"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got 99 donuts 'cause the bitch ate one.
Original Lyrics:
I got 99 problems, but the bitch ain't one.
Jay-Z's, "99 Problems"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're havin' girl problems
I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 bottles, but the b**ch ain't done.
I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 bottles, but the b**ch ain't done.
Original Lyrics:
If you're havin' girl problems
I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.
I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.
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