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867 by the 309
8-6-7-5-3-0-9
Benny, I got your number, I need to make you mine.
Benny, don't change your number,
Jenny, I got your number, I need to make you mine.
Jenny, don't change your number,
Cheddar Cheddar, who can I turn to?
or
Jenna Jenna, who can I turn to?
Jenny Jenny, who can I turn to?
Dammit, Jenny, who can I turn to?
Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
Danny, I got your number,
I need to make you mine.
Danny, don't change your number,
Jenny, I got your number,
I need to make you mine.
Jenny, don't change your number,
Eight-six-seven f*** three-oh-nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
For the price of a dime
I can always tell you.
For a bright silver dime
I can always turn to you.
I got it (I got it), I got it.
For a good time, for a good time follow
I got it (I got it), I got it.
For a good time, for a good time call
I got it
I got your lumber on the wall.
I got it
I got your number on the wall.
I tried my imagination, but I was absurd.
I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed.
I tried to call you before but I lost my name.
I tried my imagination but I was insane
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve.
I tried my imagination but I was disturbed
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve
I tried my imagination but I want dessert!
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve.
I tried my imagination but I was disturbed
I swear I still and will forever hear that
Jam and jelly
Jenny, Jenny
Jelly, I got your number,
I need to make you mine.
I need to change your number,
Jenny, I got your number,
I need to make you mine.
Jenny, don't change your number,
It's funny, but still, cool.
Jelly, I got your number
I need to make your mind
I need to change your number
He ate six, seven times, three, oh, my
Jenny, I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny, don't change your number
867-5309
Jenny, I bawl your number.
or
Jenny, of all your numbers.
Jenny, I call your number.
Jenny, I borrowed your number
Jenny, I call your number.
Jenny, I got your lumber
I need to make your mind
Jenny, don't change your lumber
Ate six, seven times, three or nine
Jenny, I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny, don't change your number
867-5309
Jenny, Jenny
Will you hold the door for me?
Jenny, Jenny
You're the girl for me.
8-6-7-5-3-8-9
8-6-7-5-3-0-9
But I lost my turn
But I lost my nerve
I need to make some money
I need to make you mine
Jenny, I got your mother
Jenny, I got your number
Jenny, I got your rumbler
Jenny, I got your number
Jenny, I’m not your mother
or
Jenny, I’m not your father
Jenny, I got your number