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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for 500 Channels that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Choking Victim's, "500 Channels"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when there is no hope
I'll smoke some crack, I'll shoot the door.
Original Lyrics:
And when there is no hope
I'll smoke some crack, I'll shoot some dope.
Choking Victim's, "500 Channels"
Misheard Lyrics:
But now the Wal-Mart chains are mapping our destruction
Original Lyrics:
But now the war machines are mapping our destruction

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