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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for 1985 that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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'Cuz' spends a CPA.
Husband's a CPA.
Blue Stacy, Madonna
Waiting for Nirvana
There was choo-choos and Gandhi.
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie.
Bring back spices, Madonna
Waiting for your mama
There was you two, you blondies
Music still on MTV
Her new kid in high school
He tells her that she's uncool.
Bring back Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool.
Bru Spring steam, Madonna, way before your mama
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
Bruce, please stay, I wanna, I really want nirvana.
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana.
Ce Ce, Madonna, way before Nirvona
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
Did he just hit the wall?
Debbie just hit the wall.
Her Jeep went out the door
Her dreams went out the door
Her drink went out the door when she turned 24.
Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24.
Her jeans went out the door
Her dreams went out the door
Her toucans in high school
Tell her that she's uncool.
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool.
Her yeller what's TB is not the enemy
or
Her yeller what's chee-bee is not the enemy.
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy.
Her yellow SUV is now the end of me.
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy.
Miss Stacy, Madonna
I'm waiting for Nirvana
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
One Prozac a day
Husband's a sleepy gay.
One Prozac a day
Husband's a CPA.
Please make this stuck, stuck, stuck!
Please make this stop, stop, stop!
Please make this stuff, stuff, stuff
Please make this stop, stop, stop
Ready for Nirvana
Way before Nirvana
Retreats went out the door when she turned 24
Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24.
So God is dead, like Meacham said.
So God is dead, like Nietzsche said.
Speacy Madona
Waiting for a vonado.
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
Stacee, Madonna
Waiting for a momma
There was U2 and Blondie
Her music is on MTV
The kids in her high school
Tell her that she's uncool
Nut she's still preoccupied
In 1985.
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
Their was U2 and Blondie
Their music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she still preoccupied
With 19-19-1985.
Stacey just hit the wall
Debbie just hit the wall.
Stacey, Madonna, waiting for Nirvana.
Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
Stacey, Madonna, waiting for your mama
There was U2 and Blondie
The music's still on MTV
These two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool.
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
Their music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool.
Stacy Matata
Way before Nevada
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
Stacy Q, Madonna
Way before your mama.
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana.
Stacy, Madonna
Craving for Nirvana
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
Stacy, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was tutu's and blondies
Their moves are still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They say she is uncool
But she is still preoccupied
19- 19- 1985.
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
Their was U2 and Blondie
Their music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she still preocupied
In 19-19-1985.
Stacy, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was tutu's and blondies
Their moves are still on MTV
The kids at her high school
They say she is uncool
But she is still living in
19- 19- 1985.
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
Their was U2 and Blondie
Their music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she still preocupied
With 19-19-1985.
Stinky, McFlyer
Way before your grandma
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
The cool kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool.
There was Blue's Clues and Barney
There was U2 and Blondie
Yes there was Blues Clues and Barney in 2004 (when this song was made), but not in the year that represents the title of this song!
There was Mewtwo and Blondie.
There was U2 and Blondie.
There was Yoko and Blondie
There was U2 and Blondie
There was Youtube and Blondie
There was U2 and Blondie
But there WASN'T Youtube when this song was made (in 2004). Youtube didn't exist until 2005. Therefore this mishearing is not plausible.
There was voodoos named Blondie
There was U2 and Blondie
Through Spring Street, Madonna
Way before Madonna
There wasn't U-2 and Barney
It's music still on MTV
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
Their music still on MTV
Waiting for Nirvana
Way before Nirvana
Waiting for nirvana
Way before Nirvana
Waiting for your mama
Way before Nirvana
Waiting for your momma
Way before Nirvana
Watching Blue's Clues and Barney
There was U2 and Blondie
Way before Nirvana
There was you, too, and Blondie.
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie.