Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for 19-2000 that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Bearded dude at the front
Day dee bop
Dig, do the funk.
Day dee bop.
Forget the cool, forget the cool sunshine.
Get the cool, get the cool shoeshine.
Get da cool goopie.
or
Getaku shoushi
Get the cool shoeshine!
Get the coo Get the coo, shoe, shy
Get the cool Get the cool shoeshine
Get the cool, get the chihuahua!
Get the cool, get the cool shoeshine.
Get the cool, get the cool sunshine.
Get the cool, get the cool shoeshine.
Get the cool...get the cool chucha
Get the cool...get the cool chucha
Get the cool...get the cool shoeshine
Get the cool...get the cool shoeshine
Hey doodle pop
Day dee bop
Is the music bad for Jews?
It's the music that we choose.
It's a new thing of apple juice,
It's a new thing of apple juice
It's a new thing of apple juice.
It's the music that we choose,
it's the music that we choose,
it's the music that we choose
It's amusing that we're Jews
It's the music that we choose
It's amusing that we're juice
It's the music that we choose.
It's music's apple juice
It's the music that we choose.
It's the music I produce
It's the music that we choose.
It's the music apple juice.
It's the music that we choose.
It's the music choose the new.
It's the music that we choose.
It's the music of the Jews
It's the music that we choose
It's the music that we chew
It's the music that we choose
It's the new sip apple juice.
It's the music that we choose.
Kiss a fool, kiss a fool soontime
Get the cool, get the cool shoeshine
The world is spinning loafers
I'm buying Paki shoes.
The world is spinning too fast
I'm buying Nike shoes.
The world is spinning too fast,
I find that I need shoes
The world is spinning too fast,
I'm buying lead Nike shoes
The world is spinning too fast,
I'm blinded, back issues
The world is spinning too fast,
I'm buying lead Nike shoes
There's a donkey in the jungle, watching a paper trail
caught up in a conflict between his grain and his tail
There's a monkey in the jungle watching a vapor trail
caught up in the conflict between his brain and his tail
There's a monkey in the jungle, virgin ape by the trail.
There's a monkey in the jungle watching a vapor trail.
There's a monkey in the jungle
Watching a baby turtle.
There's a monkey in the jungle
Watching a vapor trail.
There's a monkey in the jungle
Watching a vague trial.
There's a monkey in the jungle
Watching a vapour trail.
They do the bump.
Day dee bop