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Old teenage hoes arrive at your door
Left you with nothing but they want some more
Old teenage hopes are alive at your door
Left you with nothing but they want some more
Cozy and cold
Put the whore before the car
Cozy and cold
Put the horse before the cart
F**k teenage boys
They're breaking your heart
For the teenage boys
They're breaking your heart
Oh, these angels alight at your door
Left doing nothing, but they want some more
Old teenage hopes are alive at your door
Left you with nothing, but they want some more
Ohh Ignacious a riding at your door
Old teenage hopes are alive at your door
Ohhh an angel arrives at your door
Old teenage hopes are alive at your door
One two three four, tell me what you're looking for
One, two, three, four, tell me that you love me more
One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten
Money can't buy you the freckles you had back then
One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then
Those teenage hoes who are teasing you now
Too scared to run off to one little lie.
Those teenage hopes who have tears in their eyes
Too scared to own up to one little lie.
Those teenage hoes...
Those teenage hopes...
Three, six, long lines
That is what you do it for
Sleepless long nights
That is what my youth was for