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There are 48 misheard song lyrics for Warren Zevon on amIright currently.
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"Carmelita"
Well, I'm sittin' here playing Solitaire
With my purple, handy d***.
Well, I'm sittin' here playing Solitaire
With my pearl-handled deck.
"Excitable Boy"
And he dug up her grave and filled her kids with her bones.
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones.
"Excitable Boy"
And he dug up her grave
And filled a cage with her bones.
And he dug up her grave
And built a cage with her bones.
"Lawyers, Guns and Money"
Send lawyers guns and money to the s***heads in Japan.
Send lawyers guns and money, the s*** has hit the fan.
"Looking For The Next Best Thing"
I'd appreciate the best
But I saw it ain't burlesque.
I appreciate the best
But I'm settlin' for less.
"Raspberry Beret"
Man, spherical man
Raspberry beret
"Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner"
Patty Hearst
Herman the Worst
Of 'Roland Thompson's Gun and Body'.
Patty Hearst
Heard the burst
Of Roland's Thompson gun
And bought it.
"Roland, The Headless Thompson Gunner"
Rolling the headless Thompson dinner
The son of a b**** dinner.
Roland, the Headless Thompson Gunner
The son of a b**** Van Owen.
"Werewolves Of London"
Aoooohhhhh, railroads of thunder!
Aooooooohhhh, werewolves of London!
"Werewolves Of London"
Aooooooohhhh, Werewolf Pneumonia
Aooooooohhhh, werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Aooooooohhhh, werewolves 'n thunder
Aooooooohhhh, werewolves of London!
"Werewolves Of London"
He was looking for a place called Peehole Flicks.
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's.
"Werewolves Of London"
I saw a werewolf at a Chinese venue with his band.
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand.
"Werewolves Of London"
I'd like to eat Liz Taylor.
I'd like to meet his tailor.
"Werewolves Of London"
I'd like to meet James Taylor.
I'd like to meet his tailor.
"Werewolves Of London"
I'd like to meet Liz Taylor.
or
And he's lookin' for James Taylor.
I'd like to meet his tailor.
"Werewolves Of London"
Penis coloda at Trigger Dick's
Pina colada at Trader Vic's
"Werewolves Of London"
Pina colada tree mix
Pina colada at Trader Vic's
"Werewolves Of London"
Railroads of Thunder
or
Werewolves of thunder
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
There goes an onion.
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
There goes the onion.
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Werewolves Of Thunder
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Werewolves a-thunderin'
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Werewolves abundant
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Werewolves and Onions
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Werewolves of thunder.
Aooooooohhhh, werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Werewolves of thunder
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Werewolves of thunder
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Werewolves' blunder
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Where was the thunder?
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Where was the thunder?
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Where was the thunder?
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Wild worlds of wonder
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves of London"
Aaahhh-chooooooo! Werewolf's thunder.
Hooowwll
Werewolves of London.
"Werewolves of London"
And his hair was purple
And his hair was perfect
"Werewolves of London"
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet Liz Taylor
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
"Werewolves of London"
He was looking for a space called Leo Cooks
Going to get a big bite of Big Chow Main
or
He was looking at a place called Leo F**ks
Going to get a bite of a big Dalmatian
or
He was looking at a place called Leo F**ks
Going to get a bite of a big Dalmatian
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
"Werewolves of London"
He's the hairy handed gent who ran a muffin tent
He's the hairy handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
"Werewolves of London"
Hear them howling around your kitchen door
Thirty-nine thirty-million
Hear them howling around your kitchen door
Better not let them in
"Werewolves of London"
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trigger Vick's
or
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada and Trail Mix
or
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada and Trail Mix
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vick's
"Werewolves of London"
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada and trailer mix.
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vick's.
"Werewolves of London"
Wa Oooooooh! There goes the governor!
or
Werewolves of thunder
or
Werewolves of thunder
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves of London"
Werewolves of wonder
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves of London"
Where was the thunder?
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves of London"
Where was the thunder?
Werewolves of London
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