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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> X -> X-Japan

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for X-Japan that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 21 misheard song lyrics for X-Japan on amIright currently.

"Blue Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
My breath is covered in mud.
Original Lyrics:
My face is covered in blood.
"Blue Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
My friend is scalping me.
Original Lyrics:
My face is covered in blood.
"Desperate Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance, rave, break it down!
Original Lyrics:
Desperate angel!
"Drain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my lemon, my lime has been stolen.
Original Lyrics:
And my name and my life has been stepped on and on.
This song just happens to be one of the few X-Japan songs that both the lyrics and the music was co-written by Hide (Guitar), and everyone knows that Hide had some strange thing with lemons.
"Drain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stalking a rhino.
Original Lyrics:
Is knocking on my door.
"Foreign Sand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come let us concubine.
Original Lyrics:
Come not as concubine.
"Longing - Tokireta Melody"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll sing with a Jew.
Original Lyrics:
I'll sing without you.
"Miscast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Short fat squirrel
Original Lyrics:
Show must go on.
"Orgasm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me!
Touch you!
Original Lyrics:
Break free!
Crush you!
"Rose Of Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop dead!
Original Lyrics:
Slice them!
"Rose Of Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bright colors
Original Lyrics:
Blood covers
"Say Anything"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just tell me about your street life.
Original Lyrics:
Just tell me all your sweet lies.
"Say Anything"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just tell me, oh, you're a street light.
Original Lyrics:
Just tell me all your sweet lies.
"Say Anything"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me all your street lights.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me all your sweet lies.
"Scars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad boy's still alive
Bad boy's still alive into me
Bad boy's still screamin'
Bad boy's still screamin' into me.
Original Lyrics:
Dead poem's still alive
Dead poem's still alive into me
Dead poem's still screamin'
Dead poem's still screamin' into me.
"Scars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead porn's still beside.
Original Lyrics:
Dead poem's still alive.
"Vanishin' Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
No hay dolor (no hay na)
Original Lyrics:
Break out of (my mold).
"Voiceless Screaming"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm drowning in my shale of tea
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying my share of tears
"Week End"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've nothing to loose
(Tonight) I shot you ahead.
Original Lyrics:
I've nothing to lose
(Love me 'til the end) except your heart.
"Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've nothing to do
(Love me 'til the end)
Except your hair.
Original Lyrics:
I've nothing to lose
(Love me 'til the end)
Except your heart.
"Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can, we can, we can
I'm like a mighty sand.
Original Lyrics:
Weekend, weekend, weekend
I'm at my wit's end.

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