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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for WoodenToaster that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 3 misheard song lyrics for WoodenToaster on amIright currently.

"Beyond Her Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't talk, though be honest
Your link's up, time to fool us
Keep your friends close, they will drive you
To the cosmos if they scratch you
Original Lyrics:
Carrot top, go beyond us
You're a late star, time to fool us
Keep your friends close, they're what drive you
To the cosmos that describes you
"Fruits of Her Labour"
Misheard Lyrics:
For Carey, who's the harvest,
Grows rejoicefully
Original Lyrics:
From caring hooves, the harvest grows
Red joins the leaves
"Love Me Cheerilee"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want you to tell me
I just want to go out and play
Original Lyrics:
I don't want you to tell me
I just want to go on a date

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