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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> W -> Wizzard
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Wizzard that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 22 misheard song lyrics for Wizzard on amIright currently.
"Angel Fingers (A Teen Ballad)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ancient fingers
Original Lyrics:
Angel fingers
"Ball Park Incident"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sheriff came up to wrestle my mother
Original Lyrics:
The sheriff came on to question my brother
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you lock the doors,
You know that sweet Santa's balls are on the way
You know that sweet Santa's balls are on the way
Original Lyrics:
Don't you lock the doors,
You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way
You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the bells ring out for Hitler
Original Lyrics:
Let the bells ring out for Christmas
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your balls hang out for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Let the bells ring out for Christmas
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your bowels wring out for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Let the bells ring out for Christmas
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the Omicron's appeared
And it's frozen up my beard
And it's frozen up my beard
Original Lyrics:
Now the frosticals appeared
And they've frozen up my beard
And they've frozen up my beard
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the testicles appear
Original Lyrics:
Now the frosticles appear
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I wish it could be Guinness everyday
Original Lyrics:
Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I wish it could be p***-ups everyday
Original Lyrics:
Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I wish it could be Christmas everyday
When the kids start singing and the band begins to pay
When the kids start singing and the band begins to pay
Original Lyrics:
Well I wish it could be Christmas everyday
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I wish it could be Hitler everyday
Original Lyrics:
Well I wish it could be Christmas everyday
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the snowman brings the snow,
Well he just might like a blow
Well he just might like a blow
Original Lyrics:
When the snowman brings the snow,
Well he just might like to know
Well he just might like to know
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you give your drugs for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you give your love for Christmas
"See My Baby Jive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone you meet coming down the street just to see my baby drive.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone you meet coming down the street just to see my baby jive.
"See My Baby Jive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's coming down the street
just to see my baby die.
just to see my baby die.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone you meet coming down the street
just to see my baby jive.
just to see my baby jive.
"See My Baby Jive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me warn you, mate, coming down the street just to see my baby drive
Original Lyrics:
every one you meet coming down the street just to see my baby jive
"See My Baby Jive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look out! Look out! You better watch out
You might as well go home
She said my bread gets into your head
So give me back my cone
You might as well go home
She said my bread gets into your head
So give me back my cone
Original Lyrics:
Look out! Look out! Your Momma will shout
You might as well go home
She said my bed gets into your hair
So give me back my comb
You might as well go home
She said my bed gets into your hair
So give me back my comb
"See My Baby Jive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look out! Look out! You'd better get out
You might as well go home
She said my Fred is coming to bed
So give me back my clothes
You might as well go home
She said my Fred is coming to bed
So give me back my clothes
Original Lyrics:
Look out! Look out! Your Momma will shout
You might as well go home
She said my bed gets into your hair
So give me back my comb
You might as well go home
She said my bed gets into your hair
So give me back my comb
"See My Baby Jive"
Misheard Lyrics:
That senna pod is turning me on
Original Lyrics:
That tenor horn is turning me on
"See My Baby Jive"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sailor's horn is turning me on
He's dropped down to his knees
The bollock sack is calling me back
This dog ain't got no fleas
He's dropped down to his knees
The bollock sack is calling me back
This dog ain't got no fleas
Original Lyrics:
That tenor horn is turning me on
He's dropped down to his knees
Oh boy that sax is calling me back
This dog ain't got no fleas
He's dropped down to his knees
Oh boy that sax is calling me back
This dog ain't got no fleas
"See My Baby Jive"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say my bed gets into your hair
Original Lyrics:
You say my beard gets into your hair
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