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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> W -> Wesley Willis

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Wesley Willis that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 6 misheard song lyrics for Wesley Willis on amIright currently.

"I Smoke Weed"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the police pulled up, I was screwed
I was arrested for possession of a controlled substance
I was taken to the Mayo Clinic.
Original Lyrics:
When the police pulled up, I was doomed
I was arrested for possession of a controlled substance
I was taken to the metal clink.
"Merry Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It is also a joy mud.
Original Lyrics:
It is also a joy month.
"Suck My Dog's D***"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck a horny bachelor's a**.
Original Lyrics:
Suck a honey badger's a**.
"Suck a Horse's A**"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck Bob Dole's big d***.
Original Lyrics:
Suck my Doberman's d***.
"Suck a Polar Bear's D***" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck a Parisian sheep dog's d*** with Dijon mustard.
Original Lyrics:
Suck a Croatian sheep dog's d*** with Dijon mustard.
"They Threw Me Out of Church" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They threw me artichokes
Original Lyrics:
They threw me out of church

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