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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> W -> The Wiggles
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Wiggles that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 51 misheard song lyrics for The Wiggles on amIright currently.
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"Big Red Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeff is past the sleep
Original Lyrics:
Jeff is fast asleep
"Can You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need porn, your fingers and penises
Original Lyrics:
Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
"Captain Feathersword" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Feathersword, he hates weeds in his flower bed.
Original Lyrics:
Captain Feathersword, he loves to dance.
"Captain Feathersword" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Featherswordy loves to dance.
Original Lyrics:
Captain Feathersword, he loves to dance.
"Captain Feathersword" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stomp the hawk
It's fun to do.
It's fun to do.
Original Lyrics:
Start to hop
It's fun to do.
It's fun to do.
"Central Park New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Morse code porrige ride
Original Lyrics:
Horse and carriage ride
"Cocky Want A Cracker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peas he ate
Original Lyrics:
Pieces of 8
"Cocky Want A Cracker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peas that we ate
Original Lyrics:
Pieces of eight
"Cocky Want A Cracker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pieces of ice
Original Lyrics:
Pieces of Eight
"Dancing In The Sand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Captin Feathersword is dancing on his s***.
Original Lyrics:
Captain Feathersword is dancing on his ship.
"Dancing In The Sand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wags the dog is chasing cats.
Original Lyrics:
Wags the dog is chasing waves.
"Dancing in the Sand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Feathersword is farting on a Cebu.
Original Lyrics:
Captain Feathersword is dancing on his ship.
"Dancing in the Sand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wags the Dog at Chick-fil-A
Original Lyrics:
Wags the Dog is chasing waves
"Eagle Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just crazy about the waiting room.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just crazy about the way we move.
This song is a cover of the original by Daddy Cool.
"Feliz Navidad"
Misheard Lyrics:
At least, I'll be dead.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Five Little Joeys"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five little journeys jumping over there
Original Lyrics:
Five little joeys jumping on the bed
"Food Food Food (Oh How I Love My Food)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
An apple, a Bourbon and red strawberries.
Original Lyrics:
An apple, a Paw Paw, and red strawberries.
"Fruit Salad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give everyone a plate and spoon.
We'll all be needing it very soon.
We'll all be needing it very soon.
Original Lyrics:
Give everyone, a plate and a spoon.
We'll all be eating it very soon.
We'll all be eating it very soon.
"Fruit Salad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give everyone, a big ass spoon.
We'll all be needing it very soon.
We'll all be needing it very soon.
Original Lyrics:
Give every one, a plate and a spoon.
We'll all be eating it very soon.
We'll all be eating it very soon.
"Fruit Salad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The 3rd step chop up some maples
The 3rd step eat up some maples
Wash the bones and the spoons.
The 3rd step eat up some maples
Wash the bones and the spoons.
Original Lyrics:
The 3rd step chop up some apples
The 3rd step eat up some apples
Wash up the bowls and spoons.
The 3rd step eat up some apples
Wash up the bowls and spoons.
"Fruit Salad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The 3rd step chop up some mapples
The 3rd step eat up some mapples
Wash the bones and the spoons.
The 3rd step eat up some mapples
Wash the bones and the spoons.
Original Lyrics:
The 3rd step chop up some apples
The 3rd step eat up some apples
Wash up the bowls and spoons.
The 3rd step eat up some apples
Wash up the bowls and spoons.
"Fruit Salad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash the bones, and wash the spoon.
Original Lyrics:
Wash the bowl, and wash the spoon.
'The Wiggles' is a kids' show with a group of Austrailian guys that sing and dance.
"Hot Potato" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alka-Seltzer, Alka-Seltzer
Original Lyrics:
Hot potato, hot potato
"Hot Potato" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marshall Mathers
Original Lyrics:
Mashed banana
Marshall Mathers is the real name of rapper Eminem.
"In The Wiggles World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's The Wiggles' World
Original Lyrics:
In the Wiggles world
"In the Wiggles World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's music and Danson
Original Lyrics:
There's music and dancing
As in Ted Danson
"Ready, Steady, Wiggle!"
Misheard Lyrics:
You get junk from a kangaroo
or
You can watch Captain Kangaroo
or
You can watch Captain Kangaroo
Original Lyrics:
You can jump like a kangaroo
"The Friendly Pirate Ship"
Misheard Lyrics:
The friendly pirate ship is f***ing on the sea.
Original Lyrics:
The friendly pirate ship is rocking on the sea.
"The Friendly Pirate Ship"
Misheard Lyrics:
The unfriendly pirate ship is yodeling on the sea.
Original Lyrics:
The friendly pirate ship is rocking on the sea.
The boat is yodeling. And it was unfriendly.
"Uncle Noah's Ark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The horses and cattle and fell out of the air.
Original Lyrics:
The horses and cattle and fowl of the air.
"Uncle Noah's Ark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The horses and cattle fouled up the air.
Original Lyrics:
The horses and cattle and fowl of the air.
"Vegetable Soup"
Misheard Lyrics:
One's a genie, One's in a bottle, too.
Original Lyrics:
One zucchini, one tomato, too.
"Vegetable Soup"
Misheard Lyrics:
One's bikini, one thin bottom.
Original Lyrics:
One zucchini, one tomato, too.
"Wags the Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This food's from Guys and Dolls
Original Lyrics:
This food's for Wags the Dog
"Wiggly Party" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give the doggies its balls back
Original Lyrics:
Pin the tail on the donkey.
"Wiggly Party" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pin the tail on the honky
Original Lyrics:
Pin the tail on the donkey
I always kept thinking how racist it was to say that in a children's song. This, however, was taken from an episode of the Jeffersons.
"Wiggly Party" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your tail on the concrete.
Original Lyrics:
Pin the tail on the donkey.
"Wiggly Party" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think about it (going, going, gone)
Original Lyrics:
Wiggly party (everybody's groovin')
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