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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Who that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"1921"
Misheard Lyrics:
It could be good for me and Herbert
You and me -no never.
You and me -no never.
Original Lyrics:
It could be good for me and her
But you and her, no never.
But you and her, no never.
"5:15"
Misheard Lyrics:
Magically born
On a quiet street corner
On a quiet street corner
Original Lyrics:
Magically bored
On a quiet street corner
On a quiet street corner
"5:15"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sadly ecstatic that the heroes are nude.
Original Lyrics:
Sadly ecstatic that their heroes are news.
"5:15"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sadly ecstatic,
But the heroes are Jews
But the heroes are Jews
Original Lyrics:
Sadly ecstatic that their heroes are news.
"5:15"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ushers are sniffing,
Holy cannoli!
Holy cannoli!
Original Lyrics:
The ushers are sniffing
Eau-de-cologning
Eau-de-cologning
"5:15"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ushers are standing Holy baloney!
Original Lyrics:
The ushers are sniffing Eau-de-cologning
"905"
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is light on fire.
Original Lyrics:
My name is 905.
"A Legal Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's illegal madam, baby
A illegal madam from now on
A illegal madam from now on
Original Lyrics:
It's a legal matter, baby
A legal matter from now on
A legal matter from now on
"A Legal Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I've freed my head from your garden rails
Original Lyrics:
Well, I've freed my hand from your garden rails
"Amazing Journey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His eyes are
The eyes that transmit
Ollie North.
The eyes that transmit
Ollie North.
Original Lyrics:
His eyes are
The eyes that transmit
All they know.
The eyes that transmit
All they know.
"Another Tricky Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is no social classes
Just another chicky day for you.
or
This is no social Christ, it's
Just another tricky day for you.
Just another chicky day for you.
or
This is no social Christ, it's
Just another tricky day for you.
Original Lyrics:
This is no social crisis
Just another tricky day for you.
Just another tricky day for you.
"Anyway Anyhow Anywhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not even rocked doors
Original Lyrics:
Not even locked doors
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese curls, cheese balls
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl, she's a bomb.
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
He had a stake the size of a suicide driven in his rib cage
Original Lyrics:
He had a snake the size of a sewer pipe living in his rib cage
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
He had a stick the size of a sewer pipe driven in his rib cage
Original Lyrics:
He had a snake the size of a sewer pipe living in his rib cage
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Facebook time I hold her close and I feed her
Original Lyrics:
In peaceful times I hold her close and I feed her
A song about Facebook from 1982?!?
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lever
Original Lyrics:
Leave her
Lever is pronounced “Lee-ver” as in Lever Brothers, Lever 2000 and Unilever.
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a bone
Original Lyrics:
She's a bomb
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a boy
Original Lyrics:
She's a bomb
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a bum
Original Lyrics:
She's a bomb
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a girl, she's a bore.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl, she's a bomb.
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a girl,
She's a bowl
She's a bowl
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl
She a bomb
She a bomb
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a just girl, she's a bull.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl, she's a bomb.
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a whore!
Original Lyrics:
She's a bomb!
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a whore
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl
She a bomb
She a bomb
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a girl, she a whore.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl, she a bomb.
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a girl, she's a ho'
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl, she's a bomb
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a girl, she's a hog.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl, she's a bomb.
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a girl, she's a whore!
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl, she's a bomb.
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a girl
But she's a whore.
But she's a whore.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl
She's a bomb.
She's a bomb.
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a girl
She's a ball.
She's a ball.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl
She's a bomb.
She's a bomb.
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a girl
She's a boy.
She's a boy.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl
She's a bomb.
She's a bomb.
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's such a girl
He's a bong
He's a bong
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl
She a bomb
She a bomb
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s a girl!
She’s a bone!
She’s just a girl!
She’s a whore!
She’s a bone!
She’s just a girl!
She’s a whore!
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl
She a bomb
She a bomb
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s just a girl.
She’s a whore.
She’s a whore.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl
She’s a bomb.
She’s a bomb.
After reading this page, just glad I’m not the only one who heard it this way.
"Baba O'Riley (Teenage Wasteland)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chinese waitress
Original Lyrics:
Teenage wasteland
"Baba O'Riley (Teenage Wasteland)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teenage waistline
Original Lyrics:
Teenage wasteland
"Baba O'Riley (Teenage Wasteland)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teenage waitress
Original Lyrics:
Teenage wasteland
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As I retake my hand
The tribal softballs land.
The tribal softballs land.
Original Lyrics:
Sally, take my hand
Travel south cross land.
Travel south cross land.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As I retake my hand
The tribe of softballs land
The tribe of softballs land
Original Lyrics:
Sally, take my hand
Travel south crossland
Travel south crossland
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before we go on a boulder.
Original Lyrics:
Before we get much older.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cry, don't raise your eye
It's only t**ty twistin'.
It's only t**ty twistin'.
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry, don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland.
It's only teenage wasteland.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't try to raise your price
It's only teenage Graceland.
It's only teenage Graceland.
Original Lyrics:
Don't try, don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland.
It's only teenage wasteland.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming Westland
Original Lyrics:
Teenage wasteland
Westland was a helicopter company in the United Kingdom.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need to be Bohemian.
Original Lyrics:
I don't need to be forgiven.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm here for the field, I f*** for my need.
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields I fight for my meals.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only pH wasteland
Original Lyrics:
It's only teenage wasteland
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only teenage bracelets
Original Lyrics:
It's only teenage wasteland
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only teenage wrestling
Original Lyrics:
It's only teenage wasteland
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields I fight for higher yields
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields I fight for my meals
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields I fight for my meals
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields I farm for my meals
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields,
Alfalfa 'round me
Alfalfa 'round me
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields,
I fight for my meals
I fight for my meals
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I farm for my meals.
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields I fight for my meals
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I farm for my meals.
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals
I get my back into my kneebends
I get my back into my kneebends
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living.
I get my back into my living.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I found all my eels
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I found where Bob kneels
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields I fight for my meals
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I plow for my meals.
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, alfalfa my meal
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
Alfalfa for meals.
Alfalfa for meals.
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals.
I fight for my meals.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I fart from my meals
Again, my back-end tool
My living
I don't need to fight to prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven
Don't cry, don't brace your eye
It's only teenage ways there
Shall we take my hand?
Trouble
South falls land
Put out the fire and don't-look paths
Much older
The Eggs of Deuce is here
The happy walls are near
I fart from my meals
Again, my back-end tool
My living
I don't need to fight to prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven
Don't cry, don't brace your eye
It's only teenage ways there
Shall we take my hand?
Trouble
South falls land
Put out the fire and don't-look paths
Much older
The Eggs of Deuce is here
The happy walls are near
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I farm for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven
Don't cry, don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland
Sally, take my hand
We'll travel south 'cross land
Put out the fire and don't look past my shoulder
The exodus is here
The happy ones are near
I farm for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven
Don't cry, don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland
Sally, take my hand
We'll travel south 'cross land
Put out the fire and don't look past my shoulder
The exodus is here
The happy ones are near
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I f*** for my meals.
I f*** for my meals.
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I fought for my meals.
I fought for my meals.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I farm for my meals.
I farm for my meals.
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals.
I fight for my meals.
[Editor's note: Anyone who believes that the correct lyrics are 'I farm for their meals' are sadly mistaken. The misheard lyrics may make better sense, but Roger Daltrey clearly sings 'I fight for my meals'. Sorry to anyone who thinks otherwise.]
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I farm for my meals.
I farm for my meals.
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals.
I fight for my meals.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I fart for my meals.
I fart for my meals.
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals.
I fight for my meals.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the veal
I copped all my feels
I copped all my feels
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I fought for my meals
I fought for my meals
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out and take my hand
We'll travel some false land
We'll travel some false land
Original Lyrics:
Sally, take my hand
We'll travel South cross land
We'll travel South cross land
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Silly, take my hand
Travel subtle lands.
Travel subtle lands.
Original Lyrics:
Sally, take my hand
Travel south crossland.
Travel south crossland.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teenage waistline. It's only a teenage waistline
Original Lyrics:
Teen age wasteland. It's only a teenage wasteland.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teenage waitress
Original Lyrics:
Teenage wasteland
or
They're all wasted
or
They're all wasted
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The accidents is here.
The happiness is near.
Tell them you need 'er
Before you're on my shoulder
The happiness is near.
Tell them you need 'er
Before you're on my shoulder
Original Lyrics:
The exodus is here.
The happy ones are near.
Let's get together
Before we get much older
The happy ones are near.
Let's get together
Before we get much older
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The accidents is here
The happiness is near
Tell them you're neater
Before you're on my shoulder.
The happiness is near
Tell them you're neater
Before you're on my shoulder.
Original Lyrics:
The Exodus is here
The happy ones are near
Let's get together
Before we get much older.
The happy ones are near
Let's get together
Before we get much older.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The exigence is here. The happy won't come near.
Original Lyrics:
The exodus is here. The happy ones are near.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The exodus is here. The time we want a beer.
Original Lyrics:
The exodus is here. The happy ones are near.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Travel south cross France.
Original Lyrics:
Sally, take my hand
Travel south crossland
Travel south crossland
"Bag O Nails"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lunetta bag of nails ah
Original Lyrics:
Loon at the bag of nails
"Bargain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And like one and one don't make two
One and one make one.
One and one make one.
Original Lyrics:
In life, one and one don't make two
One and one make one.
One and one make one.
"Bargain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd gladly lose me a banjo
Original Lyrics:
I'd gladly lose me to find you
"Bargain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To find you
I'm gonna to powerslam a young man
I'm gonna to powerslam a young man
Original Lyrics:
To find you
I'm gonna drown an unsung man
I'm gonna drown an unsung man
"Bargain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To find you
I'm goin' down on some man.
I'm goin' down on some man.
Original Lyrics:
To find you
I'm gonna drown an unsung man.
I'm gonna drown an unsung man.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh, and I start to choke.
Before I laugh, and I start to choke.
Original Lyrics:
And if I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh, and act like a fool.
Before I laugh, and act like a fool.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before I laugh, and I crack a fool.
Original Lyrics:
Before I laugh, and act like a fool.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before I laugh, and I crack a joke.
Original Lyrics:
Before I laugh, and act like a fool.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my dreams, they aren't as empty
As my concerts seem to be.
As my concerts seem to be.
Original Lyrics:
But my dreams, they aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be.
As my conscience seems to be.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my dreams
Are long and empty
Like my showers seem to be
I am hours old and lonely
My love is anxious
Forever free.
Are long and empty
Like my showers seem to be
I am hours old and lonely
My love is anxious
Forever free.
Original Lyrics:
But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free.
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have hours of belonging
My life is vengeance
My life is vengeance
Original Lyrics:
I have hours only lonely
My love is vengeance
My love is vengeance
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep me warm, but beware your coat.
Original Lyrics:
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep me warm, everywhere do you go.
Original Lyrics:
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one back spackles start
Original Lyrics:
No one bites back as hard
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one knows how hard
the merengue
the merengue
Original Lyrics:
No one bites back as hard
On their anger
On their anger
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one knows what it's like
To be the bat man
To be the bat man
Original Lyrics:
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the bad man
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one knows what it's like
To be the fat man.
To be the fat man.
Original Lyrics:
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man.
To be the bad man.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody knows what it's like to be Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody knows what it's like to be the bad man.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
None of my pain and wound I guess you're through.
Original Lyrics:
None of my pain and woe can show through.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
None of my painted walls can show blue.
Original Lyrics:
None of my pain and woe can show through.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To be faded to telling only lies
Original Lyrics:
To be fated to telling only lies
"Bell Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I work in an hotel all gilt and flash
Remember the gaft where the doors we smashed.
Remember the gaft where the doors we smashed.
Original Lyrics:
I work in an hotel all gilt and flash
Remember the gaff where the doors were smashed.
Remember the gaff where the doors were smashed.
"Boris The Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, Mr. Spider!
Original Lyrics:
Boris The Spider
"Boris The Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look he's crawling up my wall
Black and teddy very small.
Black and teddy very small.
Original Lyrics:
Look he's crawling up my wall
Black and hairy very small.
Black and hairy very small.
"Boris The Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is the spider?
Original Lyrics:
Boris the spider
"Boris the Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is the spider
Original Lyrics:
Boris the spider
"Cousin Kevin Model Child" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got up this morning and I did fifty-five press-ups, dad.
Original Lyrics:
I got up this morning and I did fifty press-ups, dad.
"Cousin Kevin Model Child" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kevin's a model child, always does good at school.
Original Lyrics:
Kevin's a model child, always as good as gold.
"Cousin Kevin Model Child" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kevin's a problem child.
Original Lyrics:
Kevin's a model child.
"Cousin Kevin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the screwed pudding, the fool cheese.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the school bully, the classroom cheat.
"Doctor Jimmy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a bus fare, I'll need it
Original Lyrics:
Got a bet there? I'll meet it.
"Doctor Jimmy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going back soon
Home to get that bathroom
Home to get that bathroom
Original Lyrics:
I'm going back soon
Home to get that baboon
Home to get that baboon
"Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were a kettle made
Original Lyrics:
You were a kennel maid
"Dr. Jimmy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm feeling restless cause my lovely store drowned
Original Lyrics:
I'm feeling restless. Bring another score around.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Animal f***
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in funknown
or
Livin' in the Bronx
or
Living on a bus
or
Get on the bus
or
Livin' in a Swamp
or
Baby, Let's F**k
or
Baby, Let's F**k
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, let's f***.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front!
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind an M&M's butt,
M&M's butt--it's a put-on
M&M's butt--it's a put-on
Original Lyrics:
Behind an eminence front
Eminence front--it's a put-on
Eminence front--it's a put-on
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damnit lets f**k
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doin' in the butt
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elephant's trunk
Original Lyrics:
Emminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eminem's front
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eminent strut, it's a put on.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front, it's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Emma get f*****d
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Evelyn Strunk, it's a put on.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front, it's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's f***ed.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything's f***ed
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Him and his truck
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a lemon in front.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a lemon in his butt
It's a lemon in his butt
It's a put on.
It's a lemon in his butt
It's a put on.
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front
It's an eminence front
It's a put on.
It's an eminence front
It's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a lemon in the front
It's a lemon in the front
It's a put on.
It's a lemon in the front
It's a put on.
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front
It's an eminence front
It's a put on.
It's an eminence front
It's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a limited spurt.
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a livin', it's work.
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a living man's work.
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a living, it's fun!
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front!
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's aluminum trunk.
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's an M&M's Frosty
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's an M&M's front
It's a put on.
It's a put on.
Original Lyrics:
It's an emminence front
It's a put on.
It's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's an enemas fart.
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's an evidence from...
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's eleven and twelve
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick her in the butt.
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemon in the trunk
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front!
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Limited funk, it's a put on.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front, it's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin in a box
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in Funk
Livin' in Funk
It's a put-on
Livin' in Funk
It's a put-on
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
Eminence Front
It's a put-on
Eminence Front
It's a put-on
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a box!
Livin' in a box!
It's a put-on!
Livin' in a box!
It's a put-on!
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
Eminence front
It's a put-on!
Eminence front
It's a put-on!
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a bus
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a font, livin' in a font.
It's a come on.
Come and join the party, Jezabel.
It's a come on.
Come and join the party, Jezabel.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front, eminence front.
It's a put on.
Come and join the party dressed to kill.
It's a put on.
Come and join the party dressed to kill.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a funk! Come on!
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front! It's a put on!
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a swamp, livin' in a swamp. It's a puddle.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front, eminence front. It's a put-on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a swamp
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a truck!
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a truck
It's a put-on.
It's a put-on.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
It's a put-on.
It's a put-on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in funk, it's a put on.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front, it's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in funk
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in her butt
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
It's a put on.
It's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in my butt
It's a put on.
It's a put on.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
It's a put on.
It's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in slut
It's a put-on.
It's a put-on.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
It's a put-on.
It's a put-on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in the Bronx
or
Livin' in a box
or
Livin' in a box
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
Editor's note: Pete Townshend wrote this and sang the lead vocal, but he never recorded a solo version of it.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in the Funk
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in the spot
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' is fun.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' on a bus
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in the front
or
Livin' with a drunk
or
Livin' with a drunk
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in a hut
it's a put-on
it's a put-on
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
it's a put-on
it's a put-on
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in a swamp
Livin' in a swamp
It's a good on.
Livin' in a swamp
It's a good on.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
It's an eminence front
It's a put on.
It's an eminence front
It's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in the front
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
M & M farts
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
M & M strut
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
M & M's suck
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
M and Ms. Front
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a Funk
or
Millenium Funk
or
Millenium Funk
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neighborhood slut
Original Lyrics:
Emminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nip it in the bud.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
People forget, forget their Haydn
Original Lyrics:
People forget, forget they're hidin'
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in her butt
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rhythm and funk, put on
Original Lyrics:
Emminence front, it's a put on
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
The living is front
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
The women that squirt
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unlimited Fun
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
We living in front.
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're livin' in a swamp.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's in Eminem's trunk?
What's in Eminem's trunk?
its a foot long.
What's in Eminem's trunk?
its a foot long.
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front
It's an eminence front
It's a put on.
It's an eminence front
It's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Women and funk, it's a put on.
Original Lyrics:
Emminence front, it's a put on
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Women in front
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Women in sports!
Women in sports!
It's a put on!
Women in sports!
It's a put on!
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front!
Eminence front!
It's a put on!
Eminence front!
It's a put on!
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, Eminem sucks!
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front!
Editor's note: Eminem was only a kid when this song was popular, and he was not publicly known... so this mishearing does not make any sense. However, could The Who have made a prediction 17 years in advance?
"Eyesight To The Blind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time she starts to lovin'
She brings eyesight born blind.
She brings eyesight born blind.
Original Lyrics:
Every time she starts to lovin'
She brings eyesight to the blind.
She brings eyesight to the blind.
"Fiddle About" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil...
Original Lyrics:
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle, fiddle...
"Go To The Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
He hears the piano answer to your call
Original Lyrics:
He hears but cannot answer to your call
"Go to the Mirror Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imagine though the shock from oscillation, when he suddenly can hear and speak and see
Original Lyrics:
Imagine though the shock from isolation, when he suddenly can hear and speak and see
"Go to the Mirror Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at him in the mirror preening
Original Lyrics:
Look at him in the mirror dreaming
"Go to the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
His eyes react to light, but don't detect it
Original Lyrics:
His eyes react to light, the dials detect it
"Goin' Mobile"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can pull up by the curve
Original Lyrics:
I can pull up by the curb
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they couldn't stop Jack on the water that day
Original Lyrics:
But they couldn't stop Jack or the waters lapping
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a crab.
Original Lyrics:
Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a man.
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy Jack wasn't tall but he wasn't fat.
Original Lyrics:
Happy Jack wasn't old but he was a man.
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy Jack wasn't told that he was a man.
Original Lyrics:
Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a man.
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
He lived in the sand on the Taliban.
Original Lyrics:
He lived in the sand on the Isle Of Man.
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
He lived in the sand on the elephant
Original Lyrics:
He lived in the sand on the Isle Of Man.
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
So they wrote on his head
I'm a furry donkey
I'm a furry donkey
Original Lyrics:
So they rode on his head
in their furry donkey
in their furry donkey
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids can't annoy Jack
They trot, trot, trot
They blob this and then that
The la-la-la-la-la-la.
They trot, trot, trot
They blob this and then that
The la-la-la-la-la-la.
Original Lyrics:
The kids couldn't hurt Jack
They tried, tried, tried
They dropped things on his back
They lied, lied, lied, lied, lied.
They tried, tried, tried
They dropped things on his back
They lied, lied, lied, lied, lied.
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids would all say he would shake a donkey.
Original Lyrics:
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key.
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids would all sing, he would take the monkey.
Original Lyrics:
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key.
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
They never had a loving
They tra-nya-nya
They dropped in the monkey
The nya-nya-nya-nya-nya.
They tra-nya-nya
They dropped in the monkey
The nya-nya-nya-nya-nya.
Original Lyrics:
The kids couldn't hurt Jack
They tried, tried, tried
They dropped things on his back
And lied, lied, lied, lied, lied.
They tried, tried, tried
They dropped things on his back
And lied, lied, lied, lied, lied.
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
They tap-danced on his back.
Original Lyrics:
They dropped things on his back.
"Heaven And Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
On top of the sky where you're going to go.
Original Lyrics:
On top of the sky is a place where you go.
"Helpless Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man is running from his boss
Who holds a gun that fires puss
Who holds a gun that fires puss
Original Lyrics:
When a man is running from his boss
Who holds a gun that fires "cost"
Who holds a gun that fires "cost"
"Helpless Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man is running from his bus
Original Lyrics:
When a man is running from his boss
"How Many Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's nice to find a woman
Who will stay home late.
Who will stay home late.
Original Lyrics:
But it's nice to find a woman
Who's keen on living.
Who's keen on living.
"However Much I Booze"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see myself on TV, I'm a baker
Original Lyrics:
I see myself on TV, I'm a faker
"I Can See For Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you holding up suburban guys
Original Lyrics:
I saw you holding lots of other guys
"I Can See For Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
That you still want me
Well that has me beat
Well that has me beat
Original Lyrics:
That you still want me
Well, that's as may be
Well, that's as may be
"I Can See For Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well here's a polecat view
You're gonna choke on it too.
You're gonna choke on it too.
Original Lyrics:
Well here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it too.
You're gonna choke on it too.
"I Can See for Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see for minds and minds
Original Lyrics:
I can see for miles and miles
"I Can See for Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see from Niles and Niles and Niles
Original Lyrics:
I can see for miles and miles and miles
"I Can See for Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can speak for miles and miles
Original Lyrics:
I can see for miles and miles
"I Can See for Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you can see me...
Original Lyrics:
I know you've deceived me...
"I Can See for Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're receiving
or
I know you're retrieving
or
I know you're retrieving
Original Lyrics:
I know you've deceived me
"I Can See for Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
You have a choke attitude.
Original Lyrics:
Well here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it too.
You're gonna choke on it too.
"I Can't Explain"
Misheard Lyrics:
A canned ox spleen
Original Lyrics:
I can't explain.
"I Can't Explain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cabbage Train
Original Lyrics:
I Can't explain
"I Can't Explain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a feline inside
Original Lyrics:
Got a feeling inside
"I Can't Reach You"
Misheard Lyrics:
See feel hear you.
Original Lyrics:
I can't reach you.
"I'm A Boy (Studio Version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me watch Jean- Marie,
you can't drive Felicity
you can't drive Felicity
Original Lyrics:
Help me wash up Jean Marie
You can dry Felicity.
You can dry Felicity.
"I'm A Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me wash up Jean Marie
You can drive Felicity.
You can drive Felicity.
Original Lyrics:
Put your frock on, Jean Marie
Plait your hair, Felicity.
Plait your hair, Felicity.
"I'm A Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a poet, I'm a poet
Original Lyrics:
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
"I'm A Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put the swing on, little boys.
Original Lyrics:
Put this wig on, little boy.
"I've Had Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fooling no one but our sons
Original Lyrics:
Fooling no one but ourselves
"I've Had Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bastard are gonna be long gone.
or
My faster days are gonna be long gone.
or
My faster days are gonna be long gone.
Original Lyrics:
My passive days are gonna be long gone.
"Join Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's as deep as Eddy's wife.
Original Lyrics:
It's as deep as it is wide.
"Join Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a million ways to bed
And every one's a man.
And every one's a man.
Original Lyrics:
There's a million ways to laugh
And every one's a path.
And every one's a path.
"Join Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a million ways to land
And every one's a plan.
And every one's a plan.
Original Lyrics:
There's a million ways to laugh
And ev'ry one's a path.
And ev'ry one's a path.
"Join Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to bathe.
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to play.
"Join Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to pay.
or
You don't have to bathe.
or
You don't have to bathe.
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to play.
"Join Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to pay
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to play
"Leaving Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, take a train, take a train
By by plane, by by plane.
By by plane, by by plane.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, take a train, take a train
Fly by plane, fly by plane.
Fly by plane, fly by plane.
"Let's See Action"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pepsi action!
Pepsi people!
Pepsi Free!
Pepsi people!
Pepsi Free!
Original Lyrics:
Let's see action.
Let's see people.
Let's see freedom.
Let's see people.
Let's see freedom.
"Little Billy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Billy was the brightest kid in his class
Always the last in line
All the other little kids would laugh at him
So he died before his time
Always the last in line
All the other little kids would laugh at him
So he died before his time
Original Lyrics:
Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class
Always the last in line
All the other little kids would laugh at him
Said, he'd die before his time
Always the last in line
All the other little kids would laugh at him
Said, he'd die before his time
"Little Billy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Their smoking games are reality now, and cancer, see ya soon.
Original Lyrics:
Their smoking games are reality now, and cancer's seed is sown.
"Little Billy"
Misheard Lyrics:
To him cigarettes weren't every day
And Billy's still doin' fine
And Billy's still doin' fine
Original Lyrics:
Ten million cigarettes burnin' every day
And Billy's still doin' fine
And Billy's still doin' fine
"Long Live Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonely bra
Original Lyrics:
Long live rock
"Long Live Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonely rock
Original Lyrics:
Long live rock
"Love Ain't for Keeping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Layin' on my back in newly morning grass
Original Lyrics:
Layin' on my back
In the newly mown grass
In the newly mown grass
"Love Reign O'er Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love rain on me
Original Lyrics:
Love reign o'er me
"Love Reign O'er Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love, rain, or me?
Original Lyrics:
Love reign o'er me.
"Love, Reign o'er Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love, reign o'er me! Reign o'er me! Holy! Holy! Oh,
Love, reign o'er me! Oh, me!
Love, reign o'er me! Oh, me!
Original Lyrics:
Love, reign o'er me! Reign o'er me! O'er me! O'er me! Oh,
Love, reign o'er me! O'er me!
Love, reign o'er me! O'er me!
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day I get with you
Original Lyrics:
Every day, I get in a queue
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day you'll see the bus
Original Lyrics:
Every day you'll see the dust
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day, I get confused.
Original Lyrics:
Every day, I get in a queue
Louise Hope adds: "Surely I am not the only American who, not being familiar with the word 'queue', made this mistake?"
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hooters an' a magic fuzz!
Original Lyrics:
Too much, Magic Bus!
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jew bus, magic bus
Original Lyrics:
Too much, Magic Bus!
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Junebug, Magic Bus!
Original Lyrics:
Too much, Magic Bus!
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Magic Paws!
Original Lyrics:
Magic bus!
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Magic bugs
Original Lyrics:
Magic bus
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Number seven six bus every day
or
Robbers and six-guns every day
or
Robbers and six-guns every day
Original Lyrics:
Thruppence and sixpence every day
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock it more.
Original Lyrics:
Magic bus!
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
School bus, magic bus!
Original Lyrics:
Too much, Magic Bus!
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I pay sixpence every day
Original Lyrics:
Thruppence and sixpence every day
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you, Driver, for gettin' me here,
You're being inspected, have no fear
You're being inspected, have no fear
Original Lyrics:
Thank you, Driver, for gettin' me here,
You'll be an inspector, have no fear
You'll be an inspector, have no fear
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you, Driver, for gettin' me here,
Oh veal inspector, have no fear
I don't want to cuss and fuss, but can I buy your magic bus?
Oh veal inspector, have no fear
I don't want to cuss and fuss, but can I buy your magic bus?
Original Lyrics:
Thank you, Driver, for gettin' me here,
You'll be an inspector, have no fear
I don't want to cause no fuss, but can I buy your magic bus?
You'll be an inspector, have no fear
I don't want to cause no fuss, but can I buy your magic bus?
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw me six months severence pay.
Original Lyrics:
Thruppence and sixpence every day.
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too bad it's the Magic Bus!
or
To ride the magic bus
or
To ride the magic bus
Original Lyrics:
Too much, Magic Bus!
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too much country club
Original Lyrics:
Climb aboard the magic bus
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too much country club
Original Lyrics:
Climb aboard the magic bus
"Music Must Change"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the high has derived from the low.
Original Lyrics:
But the high has to rise from the low.
"My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Talkin' 'bout my graduation)
Original Lyrics:
(Talkin' 'bout my generation)
"My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coffee and my generation
Original Lyrics:
Talking about my generation
"My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeble traps to put us down,
Talkin' 'bout my generation
Talkin' 'bout my generation
Original Lyrics:
People try to put us down,
Talkin' 'bout my generation
Talkin' 'bout my generation
Ian Moore...your moment of fame.
"My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not trying to calm a lamentation
Talkin' 'bout my generation
Talkin' 'bout my generation
Original Lyrics:
I'm not tryin to cause a big sensation,
Talkin' 'bout my generation
Talkin' 'bout my generation
"My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
People try to put us down
Talking 'bout my chitty shoes.
Talking 'bout my chitty shoes.
Original Lyrics:
People try to put us down
Talking 'bout my generation.
Talking 'bout my generation.
"My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin' 'bout my genitalia
Original Lyrics:
Talkin' 'bout my generation
"My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin' about my friend Alecia
Original Lyrics:
Talkin' bout my generation
"My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin' about my vagination
Original Lyrics:
Talkin' about my generation
"My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking 'bout my dream, Horatio.
Original Lyrics:
Talking 'bout my generation.
"My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking about my Chevrolet
Original Lyrics:
Talking about my generation
"My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking about my geer-issue
or
Talking about my very best shoe
or
Talking about my very best shoe
Original Lyrics:
Talking 'bout my generation
"My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking about my germination
Original Lyrics:
Talking about my generation
"My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say you look awful c-c-cold
Original Lyrics:
Things they do awful c-c-cold
"My Wife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My wife's a gentle being
Mother of my children's what she's gonna be
Mother of my children's what she's gonna be
Original Lyrics:
My life's in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood's what I'm gonna be
Murdered in cold blood's what I'm gonna be
"New Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
New lamps for old, new lamps for old.
Original Lyrics:
New lines for old, new lines for old.
"Now I'm A Farmer"
Misheard Lyrics:
The right thing to say listen neccessarily what you want to say.
Original Lyrics:
The right thing to say isn't neccessarily what you want to say.
"Pictures Of Lily"
Misheard Lyrics:
Light's out.
Original Lyrics:
Sleep tight.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pinball wizard got such a show-full wrist
Original Lyrics:
A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pinball wizard's got such a soulful wrist
Original Lyrics:
A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pinball wizard's got such a subtle wrist
Original Lyrics:
A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pinball wizard's got such a suffrage
Original Lyrics:
A pinball wizard's got supple wrist
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Becomes one with the machine
Original Lyrics:
Becomes part of the machine
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ever since I was a young boy
I played the Super Bowl.
I played the Super Bowl.
Original Lyrics:
Ever since I was a young boy
I played the silver ball.
I played the silver ball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He sure plays a mean steel guitar.
Original Lyrics:
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He sure shoots a mean spitball
Original Lyrics:
He sure plays a mean pinball
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a big balled wizard
Original Lyrics:
He's a pinball wizard
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a big tall lizard
Original Lyrics:
He's a pinball wizard
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a trick
Pinball wizard's got such a cup of this
Pinball wizard's got such a cup of this
Original Lyrics:
He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist
A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist
A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His disciples needed him, and he just does his best
Original Lyrics:
His disciples lead him in, and he just does the rest
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you think he doesn't?
Original Lyrics:
How do you think he does it?
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I stepped on the blanket
Show play the beans pinball!
Show play the beans pinball!
Original Lyrics:
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball!
Sure plays a mean pinball!
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I was the Bally table kid
Original Lyrics:
I thought I was the Bally table king
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I was the body table king
Original Lyrics:
I thought I was The Bally table king
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I was
The mighty table king
The mighty table king
Original Lyrics:
I thought I was
The Bally table king
The Bally table king
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just slap his eyeballs in,
and he just does the rest
and he just does the rest
Original Lyrics:
His disciples lead him in,
and he just does the rest
and he just does the rest
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Linus' security blanket
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Short laser beam pinball
Original Lyrics:
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Short played a meat-pinball
Original Lyrics:
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So pleased to meet you all
Original Lyrics:
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stepped on a blanket
Original Lyrics:
Deaf dumb and blind kid
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure plays a mean King Kong
Original Lyrics:
Sure plays a mean pinball
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure plays a mean Ping Pong
Original Lyrics:
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure plays a mean tune bong.
Original Lyrics:
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure pleased to meet him BONG!
Original Lyrics:
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That daddy stole a blanket
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That dead dummy's bear and pig
Sure plays a mean stickball.
Sure plays a mean stickball.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That dead lump of slime, kid,
sure plays a mean pinball
sure plays a mean pinball
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid,
sure plays a mean pinball
sure plays a mean pinball
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf double black kid
Sure plays the mean pin ball.
Sure plays the mean pin ball.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf dumb and a blanket
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf summer blanket
Sure plays a mean pinball
Sure plays a mean pinball
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
Sure plays a mean pinball
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb and blind kid, Sean plays a mean pinball.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb and blink kid
Sure plays a mean guitar.
Sure plays a mean guitar.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb black kid
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blanket
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure is a mean kid, Paul.
Sure is a mean kid, Paul.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, black kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That death of a black kid
Original Lyrics:
That deaf dumb and blind kid
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That deft thumb of lightning
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That depth on the fly kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
Sure plays a mean pinball
Original Lyrics:
The deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
Sure plays a mean pinball
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That depth on the fly kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
or
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Short, crazy, mean, thin, tall.
Sure plays a mean pinball.
or
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Short, crazy, mean, thin, tall.
Original Lyrics:
The deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That poor little black kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
Sure plays a mean pinball
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
Sure plays a mean pinball
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The digit counts his ball
Original Lyrics:
The digit counters fall
"Pure And Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the childproof passed me writing in a star.
Original Lyrics:
And a child flew past me riding in a star.
"Pure And Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
The simple secret of a note in a song.
Original Lyrics:
The simple secret of the note in us all.
"Pure And Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
There once was a note, pyreneesee.
Original Lyrics:
There once was a note, pure and easy.
"Pure And Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
There once was note puttin' easy
Playing so free like a fresh whippling sky.
Playing so free like a fresh whippling sky.
Original Lyrics:
There once was a note, pure and easy
Playing so free like a breath rippling by.
Playing so free like a breath rippling by.
"Pure and Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
There once was a note, where is it?
Playing so free like a crick rippling by
Playing so free like a crick rippling by
Original Lyrics:
There once was a note, pure and easy,
Playing so free like a breath rippling by
Playing so free like a breath rippling by
"Pure and Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
There once was an old Nissan.
Original Lyrics:
There once was a note, listen.
"Put The Money Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are men stealing chickens
Original Lyrics:
There are bands killing chicken
"Relay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every dime a solution, pass it on.
Original Lyrics:
Hand me down a solution, pass it on.
"See Me Feel Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get the sirens at your feet.
Right behind you, I see vermilion
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get a billion
From you, I get a story,
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get the sirens at your feet.
Right behind you, I see vermilion
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get a billion
From you, I get a story,
Original Lyrics:
Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet.
Right behind you, I see the millions
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get opinions
From you, I get a story.
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet.
Right behind you, I see the millions
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get opinions
From you, I get a story.
"See Me, Feel Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get excitement at the beat
Original Lyrics:
I get excitement at your feet
"See Me, Feel Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get a sideburn at your feet.
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get a sideburn at your feet.
Original Lyrics:
Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet.
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet.
"See Me, Feel Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Viva, me!
Original Lyrics:
Feel me.
"Slip Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
No easy way to be green
Original Lyrics:
No easy way to be free
"Slip Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slinky, slinky
Original Lyrics:
Slip kid, slip kid
"Slip Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slip kick, slip kick
Original Lyrics:
Slip kid, slip kid
"Slip Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
The easy way to be
Original Lyrics:
No easy way to be free
"Slip Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no easy way, there's no easy way
Original Lyrics:
No easy way to be free
"Squeeze Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause she's bagel all night.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause she's playing all night.
"Squeeze Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chico's
Original Lyrics:
She goes...
"Squeeze Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
He never gets to go west
Original Lyrics:
He never gets no rest
"Squeeze Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mamma's got a breeze block,
daddy never sleeps at night
daddy never sleeps at night
Original Lyrics:
Mamma's got a squeeze box,
daddy never sleeps at night
daddy never sleeps at night
"Squeeze Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mamma's gotta squeeze, but Daddy never sleeps at night
Original Lyrics:
Mamma's got a squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night
"Squeeze Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the kids don't read
Original Lyrics:
Well the kids don't eat
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
At least, I'll get my Washington.
Original Lyrics:
At least, I'll get my washing done.
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a frost-excluding lighthouse.
Original Lyrics:
I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born with a plastic 'shroom in my mouth.
Original Lyrics:
I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot, streak, shoot!
Original Lyrics:
Substitute
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silk suede shoes
Original Lyrics:
Substitute
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silk suede shoes
Original Lyrics:
Substitute
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slip skin suits!
Original Lyrics:
Sub-sti-tute!
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soup-strips-shoots!
Original Lyrics:
Substitute!
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Substitute my coat for Jim.
Original Lyrics:
Substitute my Coke for gin.
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Substitute my coat for Jim.
Original Lyrics:
Substitute my Coke for gin.
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Substitute, I see right through your blasted crap
Substitute, I look all right but my dad was black
Substitute, I look all right but my dad was black
Original Lyrics:
Substitute, I see right through your plastic mac
Substitutre, I look all white but my dad was black
Substitutre, I look all white but my dad was black
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Substitute, me for him
Substitute, my coat for Jim's
Substitute you for my mom
Now please go get my washing done.
Substitute, my coat for Jim's
Substitute you for my mom
Now please go get my washing done.
Original Lyrics:
Substitute, me for him
Substitute, my Coke for gin
Substitute you for my mom
At least I'll get my washing done.
Substitute, my Coke for gin
Substitute you for my mom
At least I'll get my washing done.
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Substitute, me for him
Substitute, my cold fur chin
Substitute, you for my mom
At least I'll get to Washington.
Substitute, my cold fur chin
Substitute, you for my mom
At least I'll get to Washington.
Original Lyrics:
Substitute, me for him
Substitute, my Coke for gin
Substitute you for my mom
At least I'll get my washing done.
Substitute, my Coke for gin
Substitute you for my mom
At least I'll get my washing done.
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Substitute, me or him
Substitute, my coat for Jim
Substitute, you fowl my mouth
I'll see this juice might wash it down
Substitute, my coat for Jim
Substitute, you fowl my mouth
I'll see this juice might wash it down
Original Lyrics:
Substitute, me for him
Substitute, my Coke for gin
Substitute you for my mom
At least I'll get my washing done.
Substitute, my Coke for gin
Substitute you for my mom
At least I'll get my washing done.
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Substitute
Michael for Jim
Michael for Jim
Original Lyrics:
Substitute
My coke for gin
My coke for gin
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
You fooled my mum
Original Lyrics:
Substitute you for my mum
What does the original lyric mean? (Is this a Lennonesque turn? I don't want to think about it!) Mine at least makes sense.
"Summertime Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to help you, son
But you're too young to know.
But you're too young to know.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to help you, son
But you're too young to vote.
But you're too young to vote.
"The Amazing Journey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deaf, dumb, and blind boy
Peace and the quiet
Vibration lad.
Peace and the quiet
Vibration lad.
Original Lyrics:
Deaf, dumb, and blind boy
He's in a quiet
Vibration land.
He's in a quiet
Vibration land.
"The Good's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We should enjoy a f***
The good's gone.
The good's gone.
Original Lyrics:
We should enjoy it
But the good's gone.
But the good's gone.
"The Kids Are Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't mind other guys dancing with my girl
That's fine, I know I'm a pretty whale
That's fine, I know I'm a pretty whale
Original Lyrics:
I don't mind other guys dancing with my girl
That's fine, I know them all pretty well
That's fine, I know them all pretty well
"The Kids Are Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That’s fine I know my mom pretty well
Original Lyrics:
That’s fine I know 'em all pretty well
"The Real Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tanya? Tanya?
Original Lyrics:
Can ya? Can ya?
As in Tanya Tucker or Tanya Memme
"The Seeker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I is Bobby Dylan
I is The Beatles
I is Timothy Leary.
I is The Beatles
I is Timothy Leary.
Original Lyrics:
I asked Bobby Dylan
I asked The Beatles
I asked Timothy Leary.
I asked The Beatles
I asked Timothy Leary.
"The Seeker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I learned how to raise my boys in Harlem
Original Lyrics:
I learned how to raise my voice in anger
"The Seeker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I learned how to raise my boys in anger
Original Lyrics:
I learned how to raise my voice in anger
"The Song Is Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Searching for a note pure and easy playing.
or
Said I don't know pure and easy playing.
or
Said I don't know pure and easy playing.
Original Lyrics:
Except in one note, pure and easy playing
"There's A Doctor"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a man I found, could remove his soul.
Original Lyrics:
There's a man I found, could remove his sorrow.
"Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody, Jim Beam!
Original Lyrics:
Somebody, champagne!
"Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
The farmer over there hates the gang.
Original Lyrics:
The foreman over there hates the gang.
"We're Not Gonna Take It"
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Tony
Original Lyrics:
My name is Tommy
"We're Not Gonna Take It"
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is atomic
Original Lyrics:
My name is Tommy
"We're Not Gonna Take It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on your ice age
Original Lyrics:
Put on your eye shades
"We're Not Gonna Take It"
Misheard Lyrics:
So put in your earplugs, put on your eyeshades
You know where to put the c***.
You know where to put the c***.
Original Lyrics:
So put in your earplugs, put on your eyeshades
You know where to put the cork.
You know where to put the cork.
"We're Not Gonna Take It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then put in your ear plugs
Pull on some eye shades
You know where to put your cock
Pull on some eye shades
You know where to put your cock
Original Lyrics:
And put in your ear plugs
Put on your eye shades
You know where to put the cork
Put on your eye shades
You know where to put the cork
"We're Not Gonna Take It"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're a Golden Ticket
Original Lyrics:
We're not gonna take it
"We're Not Gonna Take It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the can
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the camp
"We're Not Gonna Take It"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to hear me
You've got tight ears of your own
You've got tight ears of your own
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to hear me
You've got ideas of your own
You've got ideas of your own
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
11 hours in the kitchen
Original Lyrics:
11 hours in the tin pan
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
11 hours in the tin can
Original Lyrics:
11 hours in the tin pan
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
11 hours with the Tin Man
Original Lyrics:
11 hours in the tin pan
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue Awning, blue blue, blue blue.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you, who who, who who
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue Morning. Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue awnings, blue blue, blue blue
Original Lyrics:
Who are you, who who, who who
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue marlin, blue, blue, blue, blue.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you, who, who, who, who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue morning!
Oo, oo, oo, oo.
Oo, oo, oo, oo.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who, who, who, who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue oink
Blue-blue, blue-blue
Blue-blue, blue-blue
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Who-who? Who-who?
Who-who? Who-who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue orange, blue, blue, blue, blue
Original Lyrics:
Who are you, who, who, who, who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue orange
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue water
Blue, blue, blue, blue
Blue, blue, blue, blue
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who, who, who, who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue wine
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cool Wally
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cool Water, cool cool cool cool
Original Lyrics:
Who are you? who who who who
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cool waters
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cool water
Original Lyrics:
Who are you
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ewww Ollie, ewww, ewww!
Original Lyrics:
Who are you? Who,who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can I measure up twenty-one miles
In such a love as this?
In such a love as this?
Original Lyrics:
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?
After such a love as this?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt a little like a dying clown
In a streetcar in Tangiers
In a streetcar in Tangiers
Original Lyrics:
I felt a little like a dying clown
With a streak of Rin Tin Tin.
With a streak of Rin Tin Tin.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt a little like a dying cow
With a streetcar Rin Tin Tin.
With a streetcar Rin Tin Tin.
Original Lyrics:
I felt a little like a dying clown
With a streak of Rin Tin Tin.
With a streak of Rin Tin Tin.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt a little like a dying hound
Went to stick-up Rin Tin Tin.
Went to stick-up Rin Tin Tin.
Original Lyrics:
I felt a little like a dying clown
With a streak of Rin Tin Tin.
With a streak of Rin Tin Tin.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really wanna mow
Original Lyrics:
I really wanna know
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember throwin' punches around
Some freak just stole my chair
Some freak just stole my chair
Original Lyrics:
I remember throwin' punches around
And preachin' from my chair.
And preachin' from my chair.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember throwing budgies around and preaching from the stairs
Original Lyrics:
I remember throwing punches around and preaching from my chair
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember throwing couches around and praying for the stars
Original Lyrics:
I remember throwing punches around and preaching from my chair
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember throwing donkeys around and reaching for my chair
Original Lyrics:
I remember throwing punches around and preaching from my chair
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember throwing punches around when danger crossed my chin
Original Lyrics:
I remember throwing punches around and preaching from my chair
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember throwing wedgies around
And preachin' to my chair.
And preachin' to my chair.
Original Lyrics:
I remember throwin' punches around
And preachin' from my chair.
And preachin' from my chair.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I'm like a sewerhole
And still receive your kiss.
or
I said I live in a sewerhole
And still receive your kiss.
And still receive your kiss.
or
I said I live in a sewerhole
And still receive your kiss.
Original Lyrics:
I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss.
Yet still receive your kiss.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I slipped out like a sewer hose
Original Lyrics:
I spit out like a sewer hole
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stood back in my pick-up
Original Lyrics:
I stretched back and I hiccupped
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stretch back like a super hole
And still receive your kiss.
And still receive your kiss.
Original Lyrics:
I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss.
Yet still receive your kiss.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took the Jews back out of town.
Original Lyrics:
I took The Tube back out of town.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took the dude back out of town.
Original Lyrics:
I took The Tube back out of town.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my penis so hard, no way
A policeman knew my name.
A policeman knew my name.
Original Lyrics:
I woke up in a Soho doorway.
A policeman knew my name.
A policeman knew my name.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up in Tromso, Norway
Where a policeman know my name.
Where a policeman know my name.
Original Lyrics:
I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name.
A policeman knew my name.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up in a sewer-hole floor
Where a policeman knew my name.
He said, 'You can't go sleep at home tonight
If you don't get off the waterway.'
Where a policeman knew my name.
He said, 'You can't go sleep at home tonight
If you don't get off the waterway.'
Original Lyrics:
I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name.
He said, 'You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away.'
A policeman knew my name.
He said, 'You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away.'
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
New Orleans
new new new new
new new new new
Original Lyrics:
Who are you
who who who who
who who who who
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
New Orleans. New-new new-new
Original Lyrics:
Who are you? Who-who who-who
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
New Orleans
New New
I really wanna go
New New
I really wanna go
Original Lyrics:
Who are you
Who Who
I really wanna know
Who Who
I really wanna know
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
New Orleans
New ooo, new ooo.
New ooo, new ooo.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who, who, who, who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
New Orleans
New, new, new new
New, new, new new
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Who? Who? Who? Who?
Who? Who? Who? Who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
New Orleans
Ooh ohh, ooh ooh!
Ooh ohh, ooh ooh!
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Who who, who who?
Who who, who who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
New Orleans
Woo hoo! Woo hoo!
Woo hoo! Woo hoo!
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who, who, who, who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
New Orleans
Original Lyrics:
Who are you
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oahu
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, Molly...
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, Rawling
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, Warren.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, wahoo!
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooo wahhoo
Eww, eww, eww, eww
Eww, eww, eww, eww
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who, who, who, who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooo water, oo, oo
Original Lyrics:
Who are you? Who, who
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, Oregon
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
I really want to go.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
I really want to go.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
I really want to know.
Who, who, who, who?
I really want to know.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooooh, Wally!
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooooo, Wally (ooooo ooooo, ooooo ooooo)
I really wanna know
Ooooo, Wally (ooooo ooooo, ooooo ooooo)
Tell me who are you
Ooooo, Wally (ooooo ooooo, ooooo ooooo)
'Cause I really wanna know
Ooooo, Wally (ooooo ooooo, ooooo ooooo).
I really wanna know
Ooooo, Wally (ooooo ooooo, ooooo ooooo)
Tell me who are you
Ooooo, Wally (ooooo ooooo, ooooo ooooo)
'Cause I really wanna know
Ooooo, Wally (ooooo ooooo, ooooo ooooo).
Original Lyrics:
Well, who are you? (Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know
Who are you? (Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you?
Who are you? (Who, who, who, who?)
'Cause I really wanna know
Who are you? (Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know
Who are you? (Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you?
Who are you? (Who, who, who, who?)
'Cause I really wanna know
Who are you? (Who, who, who, who?)
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poop on it.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roo, Roy
Roo, roo, roo, roo.
Roo, roo, roo, roo.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you
Who, who, who, who?
Who, who, who, who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, who are you
Oiling?
Oiling?
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, who are you?
Boring?
Boring?
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, who are you
Who are you?
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two honors
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, who are you?
Audrey?
Audrey?
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who are you? Poo Poo, Poo Poo
Original Lyrics:
Who are you? Who who, who who
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who the f*** are you?
Original Lyrics:
Who the heck are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who the hell are you?
Original Lyrics:
Who the heck are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who, are you?
Blue poo, on you
Blue poo, on you
Original Lyrics:
Who, are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who, who, who, who?
"Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue Bonnet
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Blue Bonnet is a brand of margarine.
"Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue Olive
Original Lyrics:
Whooooooo are you
"Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue bayou. blue blue, blue blue
Original Lyrics:
Who are you? who who, who who
"Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bluebonnet
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleven hours with a chicken
or
Eleven hours in a chicken
or
Eleven hours in a chicken
Original Lyrics:
Eleven hours in the tin pan
"Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt a little like a dying clown, with a cigar in his lips
Original Lyrics:
I felt a little like a dying clown, with a streak of Rin Tin Tin
I never would have guessed the real lyrics until I actually read them.
"Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spit out like a sewer hose
Original Lyrics:
I spit out like a sewer hole
"Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took the cue right out of town
Back to the road I've been
Back to the road I've been
Original Lyrics:
I took the Tube back out of town
Back to the rolling pin
Back to the rolling pin
"Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took the toothpick out of town
Original Lyrics:
I took the tube back out of town
"Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Move over
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooooh, Ollie! Oooo Ooo, ooo ooo!
Original Lyrics:
Who are you? Who who, who who?
"Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooh's outfit
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's Olie? Who who, who who?
Original Lyrics:
Who are you? Who who, who who?
"Who are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doo-wop
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who farted?
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's on it?
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I know that the hippie types never lie.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I know that the hypnotized never lie.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the 'nanners, they all bought in the next store.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause the banners, they are flown in the next war.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the bar team on the left is now the bar team on the right
or
And the party on the left is now the party on the right
or
And the party on the left is now the party on the right
Original Lyrics:
And the parting on the left is now parting on the right
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the beards of thought no longer roll the dice
Original Lyrics:
And the beards have all grown longer overnight
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the beers of thought gone under a woman night
Original Lyrics:
And the beards have all grown longer overnight
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the farting on the left is now farting on the right
Original Lyrics:
And the parting on the left is now parting on the right
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the marching on the left is now marching on the right.
Spin the wheel, roll the dice.
Spin the wheel, roll the dice.
Original Lyrics:
And the parting on the left is now parting on the right.
And the beards have all grown longer overnight.
And the beards have all grown longer overnight.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the men who spurred the song
Say they've been judgin' all along
And they decided in the shotgun sings the song.
Say they've been judgin' all along
And they decided in the shotgun sings the song.
Original Lyrics:
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgment of all wrong
And they decide and the Shotguns sings the song.
Sit in judgment of all wrong
And they decide and the Shotguns sings the song.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the passing on the left
Is now passing on the right
Is now passing on the right
Original Lyrics:
And the parting on the left
Is now parting on the right
Is now parting on the right
I MUCH prefer my lyric. When you look at the gravity of the lyrics and the rest of the song, 'parting of people's hair' doesn't make any sense! It should represent the situation after replacement of one country's totalitarian regime with another: the soldiers still goose-step past the Dictator - the only difference being they are marching in the opposite direction!
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the passing on the left
Is now passing on the right
Is now passing on the right
Original Lyrics:
And the parting on the left
Is now parting on the right
Is now parting on the right
I had so many images from 'my' lyrics - communists and fascists passing the people standing on footpaths changing the sides on which they marched, the change in the early 70s to more conservative types of government, the list goes on. VERY disappointed.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And tomorrow hippy worship will be gone
Original Lyrics:
And the morals that we worshipped will be gone
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Babe, the scythe and the shotgun sing the song
Original Lyrics:
They decide and the shotgun sings the song
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't get poop again
Original Lyrics:
Don't get fooled again
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that you're hypnotized, mesmerized
Original Lyrics:
I know that the hypnotized never lie
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tip my hat to the nude prostitution.
Original Lyrics:
I tip my hat to the new constitution.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tip my hat to the you constitution.
Original Lyrics:
I tip my hat to the new constitution.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If we happen to be, let's have a lie.
Original Lyrics:
If we happen to be left half-alive
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the parking on the left
is now a parking on the right
And the tears of thought no longer overnight.
is now a parking on the right
And the tears of thought no longer overnight.
Original Lyrics:
And the parting on the left
Are now parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight.
Are now parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the party on the left
Is now partying on the right.
Is now partying on the right.
Original Lyrics:
Now the parting on the left
Is now parting on the right.
Is now parting on the right.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Runnin' free with the chickens all around
Original Lyrics:
Smile and grin at the change all around
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soylent Green and the change all around
Original Lyrics:
Smile and grin at the change all around
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a vow for the new revolution
Original Lyrics:
Take a bow for the new revolution
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't get food again.
Original Lyrics:
We don't get fooled again.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't get food again
Don't get food again
No, no!
Don't get food again
No, no!
Original Lyrics:
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!
Don't get fooled again
No, no!
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't get poop again
Original Lyrics:
We don't get fooled again
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't get poor again
Original Lyrics:
We don't get fooled again
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were liberated barnacles, in a song
Original Lyrics:
We were liberated from the fold, that's all.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were liberated from the folding song.
Original Lyrics:
We were liberated from the fold that's all.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were liberated from the fool, that's all.
Original Lyrics:
We were liberated from the fold, that's all.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were liberated from the poet's song!
Original Lyrics:
We were liberated from the fold that's all.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were liberated from the poor red Czar.
Original Lyrics:
We were liberated from the fold, that's all.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were liberated on a poet's song.
Original Lyrics:
We were liberated from the fold that's all.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We won't get food again.
Original Lyrics:
We won't get fooled again.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We won't get home again
Original Lyrics:
We won't get fooled again
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We won't get tuned again
Original Lyrics:
We won't get fooled again
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We won't see Pooh again
Original Lyrics:
We won't get fooled again
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be farting in the street.
Original Lyrics:
We'll be fighting in the street.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children and our meat
And tomorrow Cindy Merchant will be gone
And the men who sang the song
Said the judge-men all are wrong
They decide that the shotgun sings the song.
With our children and our meat
And tomorrow Cindy Merchant will be gone
And the men who sang the song
Said the judge-men all are wrong
They decide that the shotgun sings the song.
Original Lyrics:
We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song.
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And tomorrows that we worshiped will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Now sit in judgement of our wrong
They decided the shotgun sings the song.
With our children at our feet
And tomorrows that we worshiped will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Now sit in judgement of our wrong
They decided the shotgun sings the song.
Original Lyrics:
We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song.
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song.
"Won’t Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don’t get Culligan
Original Lyrics:
We don’t get fooled again
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chewing up all the records
or
Chewing up all the wrappers
or
Chewing up all the wrappers
Original Lyrics:
And chewing up all those letters.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know only fools have knees, but this one never bets.
Original Lyrics:
I know only fools have needs but this one never begs.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know only fools have needs
But this one never fails.
But this one never fails.
Original Lyrics:
I know only fools have needs
But this one never begs.
But this one never begs.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lay on the bed with you
We could make some Bogart records.
We could make some Bogart records.
Original Lyrics:
I lay on the bed with you
We could make some book of records.
We could make some book of records.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light for a Visa.
Original Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light for an easer.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light for a knees-up.
Original Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light for a visa.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light for a pizza.
Original Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light for an easer.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light for a visa
Original Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light for a Beezer
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light for an visa.
Original Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light for a beezer. (It's a clown nose).
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light on an easel
Original Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light for a visa
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
My voice too rough for cigarettes.
or
My voice too rough from cigarettes.
or
My voice too rough from cigarettes.
Original Lyrics:
My voice too rough with cigarettes.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
My voice too wrong with cigarettes
Original Lyrics:
My voice too rough with cigarettes
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only fools have knees, but these ones never bend.
Original Lyrics:
I know only fools have needs, but this one never begs.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tootie sounds and old tee rags
Original Lyrics:
To the sound, of old T. Rex
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could make some Beatle records.
or
We could play some beat-up records.
or
We could play some Beatle records.
or
We could play some beat-up records.
or
We could play some Beatle records.
Original Lyrics:
We could make a book of records.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're very, very fat
Original Lyrics:
You better you better you bet
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your dog keeps licking my nose
And chewing up all those records.
And chewing up all those records.
Original Lyrics:
Your dog keeps licking my nose
And chewing up all those letters.
And chewing up all those letters.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love keeps nickin' my nose.
or
Your dog keeps nippin' my nose.
or
Your dog keeps nippin' my nose.
Original Lyrics:
Your dog keeps lickin' my nose.
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