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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> W -> The White Stripes
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The White Stripes that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 98 misheard song lyrics for The White Stripes on amIright currently.
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"Blue Orchid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck the fat of the muffin.
Original Lyrics:
Something better than nothing.
"Blue Orchid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got an erection
You got an erection didn't you?
You got an erection didn't you?
Original Lyrics:
You got a reaction
You got a reaction, didn't you?
You got a reaction, didn't you?
"Blue Orchid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the white horses.
Original Lyrics:
You took a white orchid.
"Blue Orchid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You tickle my orchid and turn it blue.
Original Lyrics:
You took a white orchid and turned it blue.
"Blue Orchid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You tickled my heart, kid
You tickled my heart and turned it blue.
You tickled my heart and turned it blue.
Original Lyrics:
You took a white orchid
You took a while orchid, turned it blue.
You took a while orchid, turned it blue.
"Blue Orchid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You tickled my orchid, turned it blue
Original Lyrics:
You took a white orchid, turned it blue
"Blue Orchid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You took all my Yorkie and turned Hebrew.
Original Lyrics:
You took a white orchid and turned it blue.
"Blue Orchid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You took my heart and turned it blue.
Original Lyrics:
You took a white orchid, turned it blue.
"Broken Bricks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Demolition calls a building signal.
Original Lyrics:
Demolition calls it building C now.
"Button To Button"
Misheard Lyrics:
The hardest butt in toboggan.
Original Lyrics:
The hardest button to button.
"Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Charlotte tops and soda bombs when I hear em singin' a song
When I hear them singin' a song
Sudden knocks on the mailbox will tell ya when I'm coming home.
When I hear them singin' a song
Sudden knocks on the mailbox will tell ya when I'm coming home.
Original Lyrics:
Shiny tops and soda pops when I hear your lips make a sound
When I hear your lips make a sound
Thirty notes in the mailbox will tell you that I'm coming home.
When I hear your lips make a sound
Thirty notes in the mailbox will tell you that I'm coming home.
"Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're thinking of the horny ghost.
Original Lyrics:
If you're thinking of the Holy Ghost.
"Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're thinking of the horny ghost
Original Lyrics:
If you're thinking of the Holy Ghost
"Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're thinking of the horny goat
Original Lyrics:
If you're thinking of the holy ghost
"Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shiny toads and sodium bums when I hear this mega sound
When I hear this mega sound
Dirty notes in the mailbox well I'll tell ya I'm coming home.
When I hear this mega sound
Dirty notes in the mailbox well I'll tell ya I'm coming home.
Original Lyrics:
Shiny tops and soda pops when I hear your lips make a sound
When I hear your lips make a sound
Thirty notes in the mailbox will tell you that I'm coming home.
When I hear your lips make a sound
Thirty notes in the mailbox will tell you that I'm coming home.
"Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I hear a little Smeagol sound.
Original Lyrics:
When I hear your lips make a sound.
"Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I hear this n****'s sound
Original Lyrics:
When I hear lips make a sound
"Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I hear this niggah sound.
Original Lyrics:
When I hear your lips make a sound.
"Dead Leaves, Ditry Ground" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I hear this meager sound...
Original Lyrics:
When I hear your lips make a sound...
"Dead Leaves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I hear a little snigger sound...
Original Lyrics:
When I hear your lips make a sound...
"Fell In Love With A Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fell in love with a gorilla.
Original Lyrics:
Fell in love with a girl.
"Fell In Love With A Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fell in love once and I lost completely.
Original Lyrics:
I fell in love once and almost completely.
"Fell In Love With A Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard it all before, but the bass repeatin' now.
Original Lyrics:
I've said it once before, but it bears repeating now.
"Fell In Love With A Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, 'It must be time 'cause my heart's still bleating.'
Original Lyrics:
I said, 'I must be fine 'cause my heart's still beating.'
"Fell In Love With A Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been hit with a car.
Original Lyrics:
Red hair with a curl
"Fell In Love With A Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Said he wants me farm, but with bells he beats me now.
Original Lyrics:
Said it once before, but it bears repeating.
"Fell In Love With A Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Said it once before, but my b***s are big tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Said it once before, but it bears repeating.
"Fell In Love With A Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said to Lee, 'Are you a knight?'
I said, 'I must be gay, 'cause my car's still speeding now'.
I said, 'I must be gay, 'cause my car's still speeding now'.
Original Lyrics:
She said to me, 'Are you all right?'
I said, 'I must be fine, 'cause my heart is beating now.
I said, 'I must be fine, 'cause my heart is beating now.
"Fell In Love With A Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's in love with a wall.
Original Lyrics:
She's in love with the world.
"Fell In Love With A Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought it was my phone, but it was better beaping.
Original Lyrics:
Said it once before, but it bears repeating.
"Fell in Love with a Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's in love with the girl
Original Lyrics:
She's in love with the world
"Fell in Love with a Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These two sides of my brain need a hell of a meeting
Original Lyrics:
These two sides of my brain need to have a meeting
"Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, you have no Sudafedrin.
Original Lyrics:
Girl, you have no faith in medicine.
"Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, you have to take your medicine.
Original Lyrics:
Girl, you have no faith in medicine.
"Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see the benefit
You see the medicine.
You see the medicine.
Original Lyrics:
Acetaminophen
You see the medicine.
You see the medicine.
"Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the problem you're allergic
To a wealthy millionaire?
To a wealthy millionaire?
Original Lyrics:
Is the problem you're allergic
To a well familiar name?
To a well familiar name?
"Hardest Button To Button"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is buckets of bunions.
or
My heart is bunions and bunions.
or
My heart is bunions and bunions.
Original Lyrics:
The hardest button to button.
"Hardest Button To Button"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is pumping for lovin'.
Original Lyrics:
The hardest button to button.
"Hello Operator" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me how's it later!?
Original Lyrics:
Turn the oscillator.
"I Fell In Love With A Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said it once before, but it's massive beating now.
Original Lyrics:
And I said it once before, but it bears repeating now.
"I Fell In Love With A Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought it was my phone, but it was bezra beeping now.
Original Lyrics:
And I said it once before, but it bears repeating now.
"I Fell In Love With A Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said it once before, but I'm best repeating now.
Original Lyrics:
And I said it once before, but it bears repeating now.
"I Fell In Love With A Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said it once before, but it bears a beating now.
Original Lyrics:
And I said it once before, but it bears repeating now.
"I Fell in Love with a Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I said it once eeyore, but the bears are beating now.
Original Lyrics:
And I said it once before, but it bears repeating now.
"I Want To Be The Boy To Warm Your Mother's Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want Valerie to know who I am.
Original Lyrics:
I want her to really know who I am.
"I'm Finding It Harder To Be A Gentleman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a doctor come and visit us and tell us which one is gay?
Original Lyrics:
Have a doctor come and visit us and tell us which one is sane?
"Icky Thump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh well, what a chump, on my head
Got a bum when I hit it on the radio.
Got a bum when I hit it on the radio.
Original Lyrics:
Her hair, what a chump
Well, my head got a bump
When I hit it on the radio.
Well, my head got a bump
When I hit it on the radio.
"Icky Thump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Went home and learned how to clean a bathroom myself
Original Lyrics:
Went home and learned how to clean up after myself
"Little Acorns" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take all your problems and rip off a fart.
Original Lyrics:
Take all your problems and rip em' apart.
"Little People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a little boy with a spider in his pants
Original Lyrics:
There's a little boy with a spider in his hands.
"Little Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
S****in' in your little room.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in your little room
"My Doorbell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I been thinking 'bout the snowman
When ya gonna rim it, when ya gonna rim it?
When ya gonna rim it, when ya gonna rim it?
Original Lyrics:
I been thinking bout the doorbell
When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it?
When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it?
"My Doorbell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm thinking about my dolphin.
Original Lyrics:
I'm thinking about my doorbell.
"My Doorbell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m thinking about the welfare
When you gonna bring it, when you gonna bring it?
When you gonna bring it, when you gonna bring it?
Original Lyrics:
I'm thinking about my doorbell.
When you gonna ring it, when you gonna ring it?
When you gonna ring it, when you gonna ring it?
"Seven Nation Army" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A salvenation army couldn't hold me back.
Original Lyrics:
A seven-nation army couldn't hold me back.
"Seven Nation Army" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the feeling coming from my bones is I don't know.
Original Lyrics:
And the feeling coming from my bones is find a home.
"Seven Nation Army" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the feeling coming from my bones is Idaho.
Original Lyrics:
And the feeling coming from my bones is find a home.
"Seven Nation Army" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I send the nation army couldn't hold me back
Original Lyrics:
A seven nation army couldn't hold me back
"Seven Nation Army" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to Baltimore.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna fight 'em off.
"Seven Nation Army" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna fight a mob.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna fight 'em off.
"Seven Nation Army" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna fight a moth.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna fight em off.
"Seven Nation Army" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna file divorce.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna fight 'em off.
"Seven Nation Army" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna find a moth.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna fight 'em off.
"Seven Nation Army" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna fly to Mars.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna fight 'em off.
You might already know this, but Jack got the name of the song from when he was a kid. He used to think that the Salvation Army was called the Seven Nation Army.
"Seven Nation Army" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m gonna work the straw
Original Lyrics:
I’m gonna work this job.
"Seven Nation Army" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
N***** sweat drip out of every pore.
Original Lyrics:
Make the sweat drip out of every pore.
"Seven Nation Army" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Salvation Army couldn't hold me back.
Original Lyrics:
A seven nation army couldn't hold me back.
"Take, Take, Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I said 'I hate to f*** you ma'am
But can I have you on the ground?'
But can I have you on the ground?'
Original Lyrics:
Then I said, 'I hate to bug you, ma'am
But can I have your autograph?'
But can I have your autograph?'
"The Big 3 Killed My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm about to have another blow off.
Original Lyrics:
I'm about to have another blow out.
"The Hardest Button To Button" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is buggin' to butt-in.
Original Lyrics:
The hardest button to button
"The Hardest Button To Button" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is bumpin' and thumpin'.
Original Lyrics:
The hardest button to button
"The Hardest Button To Button" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The hardest boggin' toboggan
or
The hottest boggin' toboggan
or
The hottest boggin' toboggan
Original Lyrics:
The hardest button to button
"The Hardest Button To Button" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The hardest buckin' toboggan
Original Lyrics:
The hardest button to button
"The Hardest Button To Button" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The hardest rockin' toboggan
Original Lyrics:
The hardest button to button
"The Hardest Button To Button" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The heart is bugging to button.
Original Lyrics:
The hardest button to button
"The Hardest Button to Button" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A box a self admitted
Original Lyrics:
A box with something in it
"The Hardest Button to Button" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is button to button.
Original Lyrics:
The hardest button to button
"The Union Forever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no Jude Law.
Original Lyrics:
There is no true love.
"There's No Home For You Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no room for you here, Kurt Cobain.
Original Lyrics:
There's no home for you here girl, go away.
"There's No Home For You Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waking up for breakfast
Burning mattress, talking cricket.
Burning mattress, talking cricket.
Original Lyrics:
Waking up for breakfast
Burning matches, talking quickly.
Burning matches, talking quickly.
"There's No Home for You Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holding hands upward to the propell the situation of simply holding all the converstions dumb.
Original Lyrics:
Holding hands upward to propell the situation simply holding all this converstion is done
"We Are Going to Be Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teacher marks our hide against the wall
Original Lyrics:
Teacher marks our height against the wall
"We're Going To Be Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teacher bangs her head against the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Teacher marks our height against the wall.
"We're Going To Be Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teacher marks our hinds against the wall
Original Lyrics:
Teacher marks our height against the wall.
"We're Going to Be Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at all the books we found
Original Lyrics:
Look at all the bugs we found
"We're Going to Be Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I can tell that we are gonna be fans
Original Lyrics:
Yes I can tell that we are gonna be friends
"We're Going to Be Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I can tell that we are gonna meet friends
Original Lyrics:
Yes I can tell that we are gonna be friends
"We're Going to Be Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I can tell that we are gonna speak French
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I can tell that we are gonna be friends
"Well It's True That We Love One Another" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got your phone number written on the back of my bottle.
Original Lyrics:
I got your phone number written in the back of my Bible.
"Well It's True That We Love One Another" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got your phone number written
in the back of my butt-hole.
in the back of my butt-hole.
Original Lyrics:
I got your phone number written
In the back of my Bible.
In the back of my Bible.
"Your Southern Can Is Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So there ain't no use in thinkin' you're jivin' me.
Original Lyrics:
So there ain't no use in bringin' no jive to me.
I'm still not sure if my version is actually incorrect; but every other place says it's what I put as the actual lyrics.
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